Another hypothesis holds that if a new, lighter weight Les Paul were to collide with a 70s, vintage Les Paul, the headstocks would break off both guitars.
The energy released by the collision and the sudden headstock separation would result in a supermassive gravitational force that would pull a Telecaster from a case off-stage.
no telecasters were harmed in this experiment ---- (les pauls were toast of course)
This is no experiment!
This is a cosmic potential of epic proportions. We’re talking dinosaur extinction level stuff.

