The Benefits of Being an Adult...

Aaah.
Adulthood...
Yes, when the situation calls for it and it is necessary, be an adult.

but ... (<--<< There it is!)

When you don't need to be an adult why on earth would you want to?
 
The main benefits of being an adult.
You don't get followed by the cops and you can "legally" buy beer.
Everything else is over rated.
 
Better than being an adult is being an OLD MAN.
You get to say outrageous things, people look and then let it go as they think you have OLDTIMERS. :)
(and I probably have)
 
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