@Cadorman
Good luck with your procedure!
I never got fixed, but had surgery on my nuts decades ago, back in the 20th century.
That sounds really weird.
Anyway, I was experiencing an ache that would become really intense and painful.
Diagnosed as testicular torsion; my nut spin in the sac. I didnt know I was playing "spin the nut". I have spun a bearing before, but, well.....
So, the Doc goes in and tethers them to the sac, like a docked hot air balloon.
Said it could really impact my sperm count, but we had no problems as my 2 grown children are testament to that.
Same recovery, ice, little pain meds and a nut strap.
Somehow this crosses ideas imagery with a Well-Hung strap!! (you gotta use the hypen!!)