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My youngest has a Squier and it took a tumble. It knocked off the fretboard and cracked the upper horn, parallel to the pickguard.

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I worked some Titebond II into the crack and trussed it up with parachute cord.

Now, my youngest is really rough on sruff, so this won't be a pristine repair, but it will be well set up and functional, but yet, we wanted to kinda personalize it.

The idea we came up with was to pay homage to both EVH and the paint job i put on my 1959 Silvertone in 1980.

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I believe i had the Asian characters on my guitar - in 1980 - before anyone else did. Back around 1978 or 1979, i saw a Japanese metal band in an old Hit Parader magazine (called Bow Wow and later Vow Wow) that was opening for Kiss and Aerosmith. The guitar player had Asian writing all over his guitar and i thought it was kinda mysterious and cool, so i adopted it along with "tail stripes" from my 1969 Dodge Charger.

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I copied some cool looking characters, from a local Chinese restaurant menu, and still, to this day, i have no idea what any of them actually mean. This was just something meant to stand out in a crowd and i couldn't afford anything commercially done, so i did it myself.

George Lynch wouldn't come out with his Kamikaze until 1984, which was around the same time Warren Demartini came out with his crossed swords guitar, so this was something people up in the Central Valley had never, ever seen.

So, i taped it off in about 10 minutes and scuffed the surface with gray scotch brite...

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Then fogged on a little gold paint...

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Have never heard of a fret board popping off. Good thing it wasn’t another famous brand. It’d have snapped the headstock off.

Cool what you’re doing to it to make it “his” guitar.

I've had several broken hesdstocks on Fenders, especially at the factory, although they do absorb more abuse than any tilt-back headstock.
 
Dude, this would make a great YouTube video!

[Camera close in on you holding the guitar]

"To remove the fretboard, follow this one, simple step."

[Toss guitar toward stairs while switching to another camera at the bottom of the stairs.]

[Switch back to yourself holding the guitar and the separated fretboard]

"And, that's all it takes, folks!"
 
Gonna make a gold metallic decal with the japanese character for honesty, along with a few gold stars.
Dude, this would make a great YouTube video!

[Camera close in on you holding the guitar]

"To remove the fretboard, follow this one, simple step."

[Toss guitar toward stairs while switching to another camera at the bottom of the stairs.]

[Switch back to yourself holding the guitar and the separated fretboard]

"And, that's all it takes, folks!"

Actually, just shipping them to Fender from Indonesia will do it.

We pulled a lot of guitars out of the box with separated fretboards.

It was very common on Squires and Indonesian Gretsch models...
 
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Gonna make a gold metallic decal with the japanese character for honesty, along with a few gold stars.

Actually, just shipping them to Fender from Indonesia will do it.

We pulled a lot of guitars out of the box eith separated fretboards.

It was very common on Squires and Indonesian Gretsch models...
Have to assume fret boards just weren’t glued on properly?
 
Have to assume fret boards just weren’t glued on properly?

Quite common to see necks pulled out - not broken off - out of Gretsch guitars during shipment, which is why we called them the "AMC Gremlin of guitars."

Fretboards would pop up on either end on varous models occasionally. We would take a business or playing card and use it to distribute Titebond II Dark Tinted Glue (for rosewood boards) between neck and fretboard to fix them, that is, if the problem was confined to only the ends of the fretboard AND the repair station could do it in 10 minutes, but rushed repairs are never good, so we generally "killed" any guitar that needed gluing.

Another huge problem with Gretsch is the factory drills the bridge post holes too big and the inserts "walk out" of the body during shipping.

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The fix???

Just knock them down and call it good....SMH
 
Maybe the wood is too wet for building?

Gretsch has the worst quality control i have ever seen. You will get a storage container FULL of Gretsch guitars and you may get 75-100 DECENT guitars out of 1,000 units.

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Only the high-end Japan models are decent, but that start at $2,800.00.

Now, once in a while, I'd get a decent Gretsch - one that i could dial in and make a great guitar out of, but it wasn't often...

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Think about Gretsch like Van Halen's Brown M&M Story...

If you can actually let poop like a reversed headstock logo slip through factory QC at Cort/Samick (where they are made) can you honestly expect anything else to be "right?"

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