So..... don't freak out or anything but...I got a strat...

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Ha ha ha I know what some of you might be thinking....

What kind of click bait horseshit is this?

Did Steve started drinking again?

Did he fall and crack his gourd open causing all his marbles to fall out?

Metal heads don't own fugly ass strats! Ha ha ha..

....well this new one is ugly enough to be almost a strat for sure!
Ugly as sin double cut! Ewwww!

It's hideous!

I'll tell you one thing though, I ain't playing smoke on the water kind of crap with this new 7 string... tuned drop G!
(I didn't buy it... Sort of inherited it)


LMFAO!



 
Ha ha ha I know what some of you might be thinking....

What kind of click bait horse:poo: is this?

Did Steve started drinking again?

Did he fall and crack his gourd open causing all his marbles to fall out?

Metal heads don't own fugly ass strats! Ha ha ha..

....well this new one is ugly enough to be almost a strat for sure!
Ugly as sin double cut! Ewwww!

It's hideous!

I'll tell you one thing though, I ain't playing smoke on the water kind of crap with this new 7 string... tuned drop G!
(I didn't buy it... Sort of inherited it)


LMFAO!



You’re good. A real Strat has single coils. :pound-hand:
 
Strats rule! :fingersx:
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Ha ha ha I know what some of you might be thinking....

What kind of click bait horse:poo: is this?

Did Steve started drinking again?

Did he fall and crack his gourd open causing all his marbles to fall out?

Metal heads don't own fugly ass strats! Ha ha ha..

....well this new one is ugly enough to be almost a strat for sure!
Ugly as sin double cut! Ewwww!

It's hideous!

I'll tell you one thing though, I ain't playing smoke on the water kind of crap with this new 7 string... tuned drop G!
(I didn't buy it... Sort of inherited it)


LMFAO!



Congrats on the new instrument
Sounds bad ass to me
 
Ha ha ha I know what some of you might be thinking....

What kind of click bait horse:poo: is this?

Did Steve started drinking again?

Did he fall and crack his gourd open causing all his marbles to fall out?

Metal heads don't own fugly ass strats! Ha ha ha..

....well this new one is ugly enough to be almost a strat for sure!
Ugly as sin double cut! Ewwww!

It's hideous!

I'll tell you one thing though, I ain't playing smoke on the water kind of crap with this new 7 string... tuned drop G!
(I didn't buy it... Sort of inherited it)


LMFAO!



It has the body shape but that ain't no Strat. It's a super shredder!
 
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Ha ha ha I know what some of you might be thinking....

What kind of click bait horse:poo: is this?

Did Steve started drinking again?

Did he fall and crack his gourd open causing all his marbles to fall out?

Metal heads don't own fugly ass strats! Ha ha ha..

....well this new one is ugly enough to be almost a strat for sure!
Ugly as sin double cut! Ewwww!

It's hideous!

I'll tell you one thing though, I ain't playing smoke on the water kind of crap with this new 7 string... tuned drop G!
(I didn't buy it... Sort of inherited it)


LMFAO!



I saw that guitar sitting in background on your last video.
Marty Friedman , Jeff Loomis and Chris Broderick all have signature Jackson's.
 
Lmao I swore against them my whole life. Then, got gifted one......then I played it.....then I kept playing it.....then I have kept playing it even more lol
Kinda where I was as well. Never wanted a Strat. More because everyone I knew played one. So I got the G400. Ten years later I saw a blue Strat in Sweetwater and decided I had to have it. Probably play it as much as the others combined.
I will never succumb ha ha ha ha I may randomly give this guitar away to a stranger!
Oh yeah. And if you find yourself in a particularly benevolent mood one day. Let me know. I can DM you my address where to send it.
 
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