TVvoodoo
Ambassador of The Comfortably Slung
Well, it seems as far as serenading skills, TTR viewed brothers @Sapient and @C-Grin as equals.
Ain't nothing wrong with that, but for the purposes of us seeking out our TTR Alpha-Bro, that don't work AT ALL!
So, we once again pit these two bro-heroes against each other, this time on a completely new field of battle to see which bro moves on, which one stays behind.
It's Whitewater, bro!
Today, you and your bro are going Whitewater Rafting down Calamity river, choosing a particularly dangerous two mile section through Murder Canyon.
This is a situation where you need to avoid numerous treacherous whirlpools and possible side adventures that lead towards meat-grinding rapids, deadly 30 foot drop waterfalls etc... If you've even been whitewater rafting, you may know a little bit of what I'm talking about.
At times you can just relax and enjoy the scenic ride. Nice! Other times you must paddle like an absolute madman, because if you don't, that would spell some very bad news for all of you. So it's you, your bro of choice and of course, let's allow you one experienced river guide for this exciting excursion.
This would be a wonderful time for the bros to bring up previous rafting experiences, working well under extreme pressure,
and any other skills that might come in handy during this amazing bro-bonding adventure.
24 hour vote!
Ain't nothing wrong with that, but for the purposes of us seeking out our TTR Alpha-Bro, that don't work AT ALL!
So, we once again pit these two bro-heroes against each other, this time on a completely new field of battle to see which bro moves on, which one stays behind.
It's Whitewater, bro!
Today, you and your bro are going Whitewater Rafting down Calamity river, choosing a particularly dangerous two mile section through Murder Canyon.
This is a situation where you need to avoid numerous treacherous whirlpools and possible side adventures that lead towards meat-grinding rapids, deadly 30 foot drop waterfalls etc... If you've even been whitewater rafting, you may know a little bit of what I'm talking about.
At times you can just relax and enjoy the scenic ride. Nice! Other times you must paddle like an absolute madman, because if you don't, that would spell some very bad news for all of you. So it's you, your bro of choice and of course, let's allow you one experienced river guide for this exciting excursion.
This would be a wonderful time for the bros to bring up previous rafting experiences, working well under extreme pressure,
and any other skills that might come in handy during this amazing bro-bonding adventure.
24 hour vote!
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. But we did used to skip school in the late spring and head to the Sandy river and jump off the Stark st bridge and free float the rapids to Troutdale. Then hitchhike back to Dabney state park and jump off the cliffs. Then hitchhike back home.
and there may have been some exaggerated truths. But hey, it’s 2025 and exaggeration is on the menu these days!
