Leonard Neemoil Well-Known Member Tuesday at 9:26 PM #3,583 What do you call a fish that's missing an eye? Fsh.
iblive Ambassador of Iron Buellerfly Moderator Wednesday at 6:28 AM #3,584 Cashier: "That'll be $25.25." Me: "If man is still alive, if woman can survive......." Blank stares from everyone in line. Boomers will get it.
Cashier: "That'll be $25.25." Me: "If man is still alive, if woman can survive......." Blank stares from everyone in line. Boomers will get it.
iblive Ambassador of Iron Buellerfly Moderator Wednesday at 6:30 AM #3,585 Did you know the white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.
Did you know the white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.
iblive Ambassador of Iron Buellerfly Moderator Wednesday at 7:15 AM #3,586 My fuel mileage is terrible, my tires don't last, and my neighbors all hate me..... but at least I'm not driving something that sounds like a microwave!!!
My fuel mileage is terrible, my tires don't last, and my neighbors all hate me..... but at least I'm not driving something that sounds like a microwave!!!
iblive Ambassador of Iron Buellerfly Moderator Wednesday at 7:18 AM #3,587 This one for the Trekkies among us.
iblive Ambassador of Iron Buellerfly Moderator Yesterday at 10:32 AM #3,588 The National Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake lasagna in your mailbox.
