Pretty funny

[iblive]

This is actually true.

Every ceiling fan I have ever used has 5 settings.

1. No, that's the light.
2. I think I turned it off.
3. Hmmm.... It's still going.
4. Okay, It finally stopped.
5. APACHE WAR HELICOPTER

 

[CoyotesGator]

Lst

An 85-year-old man was arrested after allegedly street racing at over 100 miles per hour in a sports car while smoking a cigarillo. When confronted, he reportedly told police he was just "having a...

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I hope I'm still crazy and not giving an F when I'm 85.

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Robb]

Now that's funny

 

[iblive]

Now that's funny

I was singing the nah nah nah’s in my head while reading.

 

[Robb]

I was singing the nah nah nah’s in my head while reading.

Me too

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

True story: "There is a certain age you don’t need alarm clocks anymore. Your bladder now handles that. - Jeff Foxworthy

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[iblive]

I wish this was fiction...... it is not!!!!!

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Sargeant Preston]

My granddaughter was looking over my shoulder and asked "What’s Shredded Wheat?"