And maybe an adult beverage.
Pretty funny
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Did you know, the pupils are the last body part to die?
They dilate.
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Laughed so hard at this one, I had a Caesar......
There was a Roman Emperor who never aged after he tuned 19.
His name...... Constant Teen.
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This one is actually true.... and funny.
I'm not saying I'm old, but when I was in school. we made an ashtray for our parents in shop or art class. (Mine was shop)
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Did you know, the pupils are the last body part to die?
They dilate.
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Laughed so hard at this one, I had a Caesar......
There was a Roman Emperor who never aged after he tuned 19.
His name...... Constant Teen.
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This one is actually true.... and funny.
I'm not saying I'm old, but when I was in school. we made an ashtray for our parents in shop or art class. (Mine was shop)
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine if an older person should go to an old age home?”
“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person and ask them to
empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No,” he said, “a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near a window?”
“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person and ask them to
empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No,” he said, “a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near a window?”
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