If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
I was air drumming to Rush at a stop light this morning, but I lost a stick out the window. Had to switch my CD player to Def Leppard. ------------------------------------------------- I grilled a chicken for two hours.......
Still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road. ---------------------------------------------------- What do you call a pirate droid.....
Argh2-D2. --------------------------------------------------- Who does a bagel-maker call when he can't get inside his bakery? A lox-smith. -------------------------------------------------
I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia." The librarian replied, "Yes, they are right behind you."