Pretty funny

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

My old math teacher was arrested - they found a protractor, calculator and ruler......

Weapons of math instruction.

 

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[fitz]

 

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[eclecticsynergy]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

Too true…. Add in married for almost 48 years. There are no filters left.

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

I must need a nap. Had to read this three times and finally the light bulb lit. Sheesh.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[iblive]

I just saw a lady at the gym on the exercise bike wearing a helmet.

So I put on a life jacket and got on the rowing machine next to her.
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You know you're getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you can't stand......

But the grocery store is dropping hit after hit.
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Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.
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One does not simply become a master of Karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.