Pretty funny

[iblive]

Just quietly Mentioning that taking a deep breath of freezing Arctic air would be..... well...... would be considered a:
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"Cold Day Inhale."

 

[iblive]

Breaking News!
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Cold Weather expected until temperatures turn warmer!

 

[iblive]

Where did Noah keep his bees?
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In the Ark Hives.

 

[iblive]

Due to record-low temps, Walmart advises shoppers to come in double layered pajamas.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[iblive]

I have a pet termite.

I named him Clint...

Clint Eats Wood.

 

[Don O]

A woman attempted to cutoff her boyfriends dingaling.
She missed and cut his thigh.


She was charged with a Misdaweiner.

 

[iblive]

A woman attempted to cutoff her boyfriends dingaling.
She missed and cut his thigh.


She was charged with a Misdaweiner.

Kinda hot dogging it with a joke like that.... aren't you?

 

[Don O]

What concert only costs $.45 ?

Hmmmm…

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

 

[iblive]

Men don’t want to stop on road trips—because we wanna walk in the front door and announce: “Made it in 5 hours, 18 minutes… 3 minutes faster than last year.” - Jeff Foxworthy

Truth!!

 

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Still, it could be a lot worse... Michigan blizzard, in the 1930s.
Those are typical rural telephone poles, probably 30 feet tall.

 

[iblive]

Truth!!

 

[iblive]

Who is America rooting for in the Super Bowl.

A. Patriots
B. Seahawks
C. Baseball season
D. None of the above

My vote is C.

 

[Don O]

Who is America rooting for in the Super Bowl.

A. Patriots
B. Seahawks
C. Baseball season
D. None of the above

My vote is C.

The commercials!

 

[iblive]

The commercials!

I don't even watch for the commercials anymore. And I may have only watched one half time show since The Who did it. I did out of curiosity a few years ago watch Lady Gaga. And to be brutally honest. She did a great job. Only reason I even considered watching was this came after she had done some recordings with Tony Bennett..... and there was a less weird side of her she was showing. And that's who we got for the 1/2 time show.