Pretty funny

[Far Rider]

If my boss ever suggests this to me I’ll be dressed as a berserker ready to burn the tech center to the ground.

Ah Berserkers. Now that stirs my Danish roots!

 

[Far Rider]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[iblive]

I made a playlist for hiking.

It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

 

[iblive]

So..... Pennies have been discontinued so I will no longer be accepting anyone's Two Cents!

 

[iblive]

If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better.....
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Please stay tuned......

 

[iblive]

The rule "I before E except after C..."

Has been disproved by science

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Don O]

I'm writing a book about overcoming my fear of stairs.
It's a step by step guide.

 

[iblive]

I went to see my Doctor.

I told her every time I bend over I see Mickey Mouse and every time I stand up I see Donald Duck.

She asked me how long I've been having these Disney Spells.

 

[iblive]

This only applies to those actually interested in NFL Playoffs. Sunday Chicago Bears play LA Rams. I'm from Illinois so while I won't be watching.... I do check the scores. Anyway.... I chuckled at this one. (game time in Chicago will be about 15 degrees, feel like will be colder)

 

[Far Rider]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

I once asked a girl on a date and she said I had a face like the back of a boat.


I didn't reply but I gave her a stern look.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[iblive]

A guy at my wife’s work, his nickname is “Hip Hip.”
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I guess his real name was Hugh Ray.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Far Rider]