Pretty funny

[Ukoldgit]

Contraceptives should be used at every conceivable moment.‍

 

[iblive]

“You realize that the Iliad and and the Odyssey were originally both audio books”……… right?

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Don O]

I asked my daughter if she had seen my newspaper...

She rolled her eyes and said "OK boomer, we don't use those anymore". She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.

That fly didn't stand a chance.

 

[iblive]

I asked my daughter if she had seen my newspaper...

She rolled her eyes and said "OK boomer, we don't use those anymore". She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.

That fly didn't stand a chance.

I’ve actually seen something like this before. Still hilarious.

 

[Ukoldgit]

A visit to the Crematorium is just a way of doing a return on a defective body.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

A visit to the Crematorium is just a way of doing a return on a defective body.

Or you could think of it as one final chance to have a smokin' hot one...

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[DirtySteve]

 

[Sapient]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/bujwqlkw1ebd1/pb/m2-res_538p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1721286000&s=00d2c1141a41305308804e89fc0afa471b511e73#t=0

 

[Aynirar27]

Contraceptives should be used at every conceivable moment.‍

https://imgur.com/a/TyCx4px

 

[Aynirar27]

And one for the 80s...

The noodles made me think of this

https://imgur.com/a/weHpwSV

 

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

Oh yeah. This one’s a winner.

 

[Ukoldgit]

If you leap off the edge of cliff have you jumped to a conclusion?

 

[Ukoldgit]

Milliganisms
I have the body of an 18 year old Adonis, I keep it in the fridge.
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No it's all in perfect working order.
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
How long was I in the army you ask? Five foot eleven!
I'm a hero with cowards legs.

 

[Far Rider]

Destinesia -
The act of walking into a room but forgetting why you did it.

 

[iblive]

Destinesia -
The act of walking into a room but forgetting why you did it.

That is an issue. Especially if the room you walked into was the bathroom.....oops.... now I remember.

 

[iblive]

Destinesia -
The act of walking into a room but forgetting why you did it.

Seriously.... not sure that's just an age thing. I was still 40s..... I'd need to ask our salesman a question.... who was on the opposite side of the building. I'd walk around the parts counter and before I got 1/2 way there I'd be like..... "What was I gonna say to Bob?" Figure I'd remember when I got there. Nope! Nothing. So I'd walk to my desk and sitting on my desk was the object I'd wanted to ask Bob about. So...... back down the hall I go. SMH!!!

It has not gotten better.

 

[eclecticsynergy]