Pretty funny

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Session 5]

 

[iblive]

Celebrating that one day a year where everyone's a Leprechaun.

 

[4406Pack]

 

[iblive]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[4406Pack]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Ghostman]

"Before I practice, I sit on my hands for a while. That way it's like someone else sucks at playing guitar."

 

[LiveeviL2000]

 

[Ghostman]

Looks like a Tube Screamer to me.

 

[Session 5]

 

[iblive]

A few things I've found myself wondering about over the years.

• If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
• People want the front of the bus, the back of the church and the center of attention.
• If one's goal is Probiotics, does one begin with Amateurbiotics?
• Saw an ad on TV for “Spring Water.” I’m holding out for “Summer Water.”
• Is Six really greater than one?
• How exactly does one go about using 4 times less toilet paper?

 

[Don O]

Looks like a Tube Screamer to me.

I was thinking more of a Cry Baby…

 

[DirtySteve]

 

[DirtySteve]

 

[Don O]

A Man was walking along the Atlantic City Beach.

He tripped on a unusual shaped bottle and picked it up and unscrewed the top.

A genie appeared and told him he'd give him one wish.

The Man said he hadn't seen his family from Europe in 30 years because he's afraid to Fly and afraid of Cruise ships.

He ask the Genie if he could build a Highway from the Beach in Atlantic City over the Ocean to Europe.

The Genie said, Well that's allot of Concrete and Steel. Plus wiring and other materials.

The Genie said, I don't think I can grant that wish but I will give you another one... what else do yo whish for?

The man told the Genie that he has been married for 40 years and after all this time he still doesn't understand what a woman Wants?

He then asked the Genie, Can you snap your fingers and make me understand my wife and what a woman wants?

The Genie, Thought a second and said.......Was that a 2 Lane or 4 lane Highway??

 

[Don O]