Pretty funny

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[flatrockmobile]

So my son picks up, charges, and puts out scooters all night in Atlanta. He sent me a text last night that said he was on Wylie Ave and saw a coyote. So Atlanta has Wylie Coyotes!

 

[flatrockmobile]

The other day I was looking on Amazon for some lower priced assteroid cream, reading the specs and ingredients to find something suitable.
I came across one that specified "unflavored"!
WTF, I never knew it came in flavors to state that this one didn't. Am I using it wrong???

 

[Don O]

 

[iblive]

I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.


I’ll let you know.

 

[WavMixer]

 

[WavMixer]

I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.


I’ll let you know.

I did too, but they both arrived at the same time, in the same packaging.

 

[fitz]

Sorry, I can't see a rubber chicken without thinking of this...

 

[4406Pack]

 

[iblive]

News Flash: Just found out Albert Einstein was a real person!! All this time I thought he was a Theoretical Physicist.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Sapient]

 

[mcblink]

That photo of Sir William Preece is actually US President Rutherford B. Hayes. Strangely, a different quote here is attributed to Hayes and pictured, is someone else. Note the "hidden hand" pose in his photo as well...this has meaning to some...Also, Einstein made no prediction about splitting atoms, in actuality he said that there was no indication that it was possible. And at the time he said that, he was correct...

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Jethro Rocker]

Sorry, I can't see a rubber chicken without thinking of this...

The chicken is classic.
My favourite, especially the ending

 

[iblive]

The word Queue is ironic.

It’s just a “q” with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.

 

[Jethro Rocker]

The word Queue is ironic.

It’s just a “q” with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.

Brilliant!!
I always think it's ironic too that the word "phonetically" isn't spelled that way.

 

[LiveeviL2000]

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That was terrible in a good dad joke sort of way.

 

[Jethro Rocker]