Pretty funny

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[iblive]

I hear they’re hiring at the comb factory.
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Turns out it’s a part time job.

 

[Don O]

They just opened the first restaurant on the moon.

Great food !

But no atmosphere.

 

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

Ya know. If you fall into Cat. 2, my suggestion is a card with cash. Tell them with the after Christmas sales they can buy twice as much at 1/2 the price. More cool stuff. Win win!!

 

[iblive]

Caught my son outside chewing on electrical wires, so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly

 

[Sargeant Preston]

Caught my son outside chewing on electrical wires, so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly

POIDH

 

[iblive]

POIDH

Will this work?

 

[iblive]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

I hear they’re hiring at the comb factory.

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Turns out it’s a part time job.

Some gems from Stephen Wright:

"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory.
You couldn't park anywhere near the place."

"I have an inferiority complex.
But it’s not a very good one."

"I installed a skylight in my apartment.
My upstairs neighbors are furious."

"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts."

 

[Seamus OReally]

I went to the hardware store. Bought some used paint. Comes in the shape of a house.

I also bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy ‘em again.

If you had a car that went the speed of light, when you turned on the headlights… would they work?

I put a new engine in my car, but I didn’t take the old one out. Now I can go 500 miles an hour.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

The main purpose of the little toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in the correct spot.

 

[SG John]

What do you do with the presents after you run out of children?

 

[Far Rider]

What do you do with the presents after you run out of children?

You need professional help...

 

[ibmorjamn]

Deck the warpigs

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[Far Rider]

 

[dmatthews]