Pretty funny

[eclecticsynergy]

Oh ya it was Easter Sunday.

Someone posted this to another forum...

 

[JohnnyGoo]

Lol

 

[STRefugee]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1380174726337388

 

[Keysdweller]

Someone posted this to another forum...

Instead of biting the ear off like a chocolate bunny, you can smoke the ear along with the rest of it.

 

[iblive]

Is math important? I rest my case.

“If I had 50 cents for every failed math test…. I’d have $6.30 now.”

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[iblive]

Tell me this didn't make you spray coffee out of your nose.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[LiveeviL2000]

Here is something @iblive will love.

I saw this joke just now.

The only thing flat earthers fear ….







Is sphere itself.

 

[iblive]

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing….. Watch you smile while you’re sleeping.

Aerosmith = Romantic

Rest of us = Restraining order.

Author - Unknown.

 

[Sargeant Preston]

Here is something @iblive will love.

I saw this joke just now.

The only thing flat earthers fear ….







Is sphere itself.

That's a good one!

I've often wondered why Judy Garland sang "Over The Rainbow" instead of singing
"Under The Rainbow".

 

[Don O]

After fixing my computer I overheard my grandson chatting with one of his friends. He said it was just an "ID ten T error." They both laughed. Not wanting to appear dumb, I walked away and wrote down the phrase: ID10T.
He never was my favorite grandkid anyway.

 

[iblive]

After fixing my computer I overheard my grandson chatting with one of his friends. He said it was just an "ID ten T error." They both laughed. Not wanting to appear dumb, I walked away and wrote down the phrase: ID10T.
He never was my favorite grandkid anyway.

Oh yeah. I’ve used that error code many times. Except I’ve always pronounced it ID: 1 Zero T Error.

 

[Fiesta Red]

There’s also the “PEBCAK” Error.

Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Don O]

As a middle aged guy, I was sitting at the bar when a nice looking older woman sits down next to me. We strike up a conversion so I buy her a drink or two. After some small talk she asks “how old do you think I am?” I look at her and say “mid 40s”. She laughs and says “I’m 62”. I was like, wow you look great for 62 and think she must have a pretty hot daughter.

After a few more drinks she asks me if I ever had a sportsman double. I say “what’s that?”. She replies “it’s a mother-daughter threesome.” My mind began to embrace the idea and I wonder what her daughter might look like. So I say “no I haven’t.” After a few more drinks she winks and says “tonight’s your lucky night handsome”. She took me to her home, we enter her house and it’s a nice house. After some talking she gives me a wink and says “let’s do it” and went towards the stairs and yelled “MOM are you still awake?”.

 

[iblive]

As a middle aged guy, I was sitting at the bar when a nice looking older woman sits down next to me. We strike up a conversion so I buy her a drink or two. After some small talk she asks “how old do you think I am?” I look at her and say “mid 40s”. She laughs and says “I’m 62”. I was like, wow you look great for 62 and think she must have a pretty hot daughter.

After a few more drinks she asks me if I ever had a sportsman double. I say “what’s that?”. She replies “it’s a mother-daughter threesome.” My mind began to embrace the idea and I wonder what her daughter might look like. So I say “no I haven’t.” After a few more drinks she winks and says “tonight’s your lucky night handsome”. She took me to her home, we enter her house and it’s a nice house. After some talking she gives me a wink and says “let’s do it” and went towards the stairs and yelled “MOM are you still awake?”.

Okay. Good story. Not sure I saw the punch line coming. That’s both Karma and hilarious at the same time.

 

[iblive]

 

[iblive]

Happy Taco Tuesday Boys and Girls:

My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate..... I can only guess it's there to stab Taco Thieves.

AND

Nachos are just a taco puzzle.