Pretty funny

[Jethro Rocker]

Only advantage here is it is colder outside (-23 ish high) than in the deep freezer (-18C). So I can chill beer on the step faster than in the freezer for the next week or 10 days.

 

[iblive]

Only advantage here is it is colder outside (-23 ish high) than in the deep freezer (-18C). So I can chill beer on the step faster than in the freezer for the next week or 10 days.

In the winter once it gets cold enough, we use our attached garage as a walk in fridge. Doesn’t get cold enough to freeze water but perfect for leftovers.

 

[Far Rider]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[Sargeant Preston]

If you’re feeling brave, let her catch you reading...

Separate Bedrooms

Librarian's note: Alternate cover edition ISBN 0-373-70…

www.goodreads.com

 

[Far Rider]

 

[iblive]

 

[Don O]

Not needed. Everyday is a Saturday.

 

[Sargeant Preston]

Wait up! Halfway around the world from you it's either yesterday or tomorrow?

 

[iblive]

Not needed. Everyday is a Saturday.

My wife worked two more years after I retired so I always knew what day it was. Since she's retired that all went out the window,,,, so officially yes.... every day is Saturday now.

 

[WavMixer]

We are spending this Saturday watching our grandsons. Not sure if I could survive a week of Saturday's keeping up with 1 year old and 4 year old. If only I had 1/4 the energy they have!

 

[iblive]

We are spending this Saturday watching our grandsons. Not sure if I could survive a week of Saturday's keeping up with 1 year old and 4 year old. If only I had 1/4 the energy they have!

Our youngest two grandkids are like 6 and 9. They’re still hard to keep up with.

 

[iblive]

Banks should do a better job keeping their ATMs filled. This is the 5th one I’ve been to that says “insufficient funds.”

 

[iblive]

“It’s just too darn cold for this gas pump to be asking me this many questions!!”

 

[iblive]

“I’m in a parking lot watching someone who can’t remember where they’re parked. Every time they hold the remote in the air…… I honk my horn.”

 

[iblive]

Why is it that when Star Trek “boldly goes where no one has gone before”

……. They always find someone there?

 

[iblive]

I just saw on the news that they're suggesting that people check on the elderly.

I'm usually up by 6:00 or 6:30.

Bring donuts.

 

[iblive]

In a fire drill meeting at work they asked me what steps I'd take in a fire.

Apparently "Really big and fast ones" was the wrong answer.

 

[iblive]

I don't know if Social Media has ever caused the lame to walk, but it sure has caused the dumb to speak.

 

[eclecticsynergy]