Pretty funny

[iblive]

After my funeral I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone:

“Thanks for coming.”

I have actually suggested to my boys that when it’s my turn…. Have me holding a little sign that says “Pull my finger.” One last dad/grandpa joke. Have told that before and had someone suggest what would be funnier would be…. If it was rigged so if someone actually did it…. There would be noise.

 

[iblive]

 

[Don O]

That should be on Gutfeld. He loves poop jokes.

 

[iblive]

If it weren't for that nice man who invented electricity.... we'd all be watching TV by candlelight.

 

[iblive]

I leave my house a mess so when friends visit they go home feeling better about their own housekeeping skills.

I'm that good a friend.

 

[Far Rider]

 

[Don O]

 

[jtees4]

Mississippi Queen

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[smitty_p]

If instruments were people:

 

[iblive]

Saw a sign….. read:

“If your nose goes in strike.

Picket!!”

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[LiveeviL2000]

That isn’t a lie!

 

[iblive]

Weather guy said the best time to see the full moon tonight would be just before bed……

I’m not sure how to interpret that.

 

[JohnnyGoo]

Bout 8 pm here.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[iblive]

 

[iblive]

Saw on a sign:

Before Mt. Rushmore was carved,
Its beauty was Unpresidented.

 

[iblive]

The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune......
.
.
.
but The Chick Peas can only hummus one.

 

[Far Rider]