Pirate Philosiphacating

[CoyotesGator]

Rum tickets for everyone!

I’m Gator and I approve this message.

OK, that might have been a little harsh.

We should throw out the dead part and just keep the rum!

 

[Cadorman]

Trees definitely fall in the forest when noone is there. Happens to me all the time.

 

[Cadorman]

And I find bear poop.

 

[Zzzzz]

Rum, rum, rum. rum for everyone!

My pledge to you.



























This message was paid for by the Committee to Elect Gator to the Committee of International Rum Relations.

But I just want Vodka. Idk if I like Rum.

 

[CoyotesGator]

But I just want Vodka. Idk if I like Rum.

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Done deal.

Endless vodka bar.

I can count on your vote?

 

[Zzzzz]

Done deal.

Endless vodka bar.

I can count on your vote?

Sometimes I like Tequila.

 

[CoyotesGator]

Sometimes I like Tequila.

¡Tengo limones para tequila pirata!

#voteforgator

 

[Don O]

But I just want Vodka. Idk if I like Rum.

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Oh, a White Russian? I don’t do hard liquor any more, but the Black Russian was a favorite pre dinner drink at restaurants for me.

 

[Cadorman]

Sometimes I like Tequila.

Okay, if we like vodka, tequila and possibly rum aren't we getting close to a Long Island Ice Tea?

 

[CoyotesGator]

Sometimes I like Tequila.

So that’s a firm maybe?

 

[Thatbastarddon]

Sometimes I like Tequila.

Tequila smells like prison.

 

[CoyotesGator]

Hahahahahaha!

 

[Cadorman]

Tequila smells like prison.

Reminds me of Calc 101.

 

[Cadorman]

Dag nabbit I had the forum to myself a moment ago!

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[eSGEe]

I have not -- however I victimized several others while under the INFLUENCE of Tequila (aka TaKILLya)

 

[eSGEe]

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[RVA]

I have not -- however I victimized several others while under the INFLUENCE of Tequila (aka TaKILLya)

That sounds like a crime