Only in Florida

[Hackmaster]

Hell yeah I'd ride it.

Gator Mini Bike - atvs, utvs, snowmobiles - by owner - vehicle...

Totally Unique! You'll draw a crowd when you roll by on this mini bike outfitted with a smiling Gator head, gator tank and seat. New Predator 79cc motor. This won't last long!

tampa.craigslist.org

 

[CoyotesGator]

 

[eSGEe]

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Hell yeah I'd ride it.

Gator Mini Bike - atvs, utvs, snowmobiles - by owner - vehicle...

Totally Unique! You'll draw a crowd when you roll by on this mini bike outfitted with a smiling Gator head, gator tank and seat. New Predator 79cc motor. This won't last long!

tampa.craigslist.org

did the guy BITE on your offer??????

 

[Hackmaster]

did the guy BITE on your offer??????

Didn't try.
But the more I look at it... Hmmmm, I could paint the frame dark green.

 

[mcblink]

 

[Hackmaster]

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He's a real doll.
But it does give you a foolproof point of aim.

 

[Hackmaster]

South Beach is right between the eyes

Orlando would be a nice shot as well.

 

[Far Rider]

I despair for humanity.

 

[Ramo]

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Hell yeah I'd ride it.

Gator Mini Bike - atvs, utvs, snowmobiles - by owner - vehicle...

Totally Unique! You'll draw a crowd when you roll by on this mini bike outfitted with a smiling Gator head, gator tank and seat. New Predator 79cc motor. This won't last long!

tampa.craigslist.org

is that Adrianos farm bike?

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

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Hell yeah I'd ride it.

Gator Mini Bike - atvs, utvs, snowmobiles - by owner - vehicle...

Totally Unique! You'll draw a crowd when you roll by on this mini bike outfitted with a smiling Gator head, gator tank and seat. New Predator 79cc motor. This won't last long!

tampa.craigslist.org

South Beach is right between the eyes

Was.
That map was drawn before the radioactive acid tidalwave....can't say much for South Beach nowdays.

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

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Hell yeah I'd ride it.

Gator Mini Bike - atvs, utvs, snowmobiles - by owner - vehicle...

Totally Unique! You'll draw a crowd when you roll by on this mini bike outfitted with a smiling Gator head, gator tank and seat. New Predator 79cc motor. This won't last long!

tampa.craigslist.org

Mmmmmm, the Gator should hold the headlight in it's teeth.
Or, at least some chewed off body part.

 

[Amp Mad Scientist]

Didn't try.
But the more I look at it... Hmmmm, I could paint the frame dark green.

Paint it jungle camouflage. And some green mosquito net to keep the bugs out...

 

[Don O]

 

[eSGEe]

Craziest ‘Florida Man’ stories of 2019

Infamous “Florida Man” stories are something social media users across the planet have grown to love and often, we’re surprised if a “crazy” news story happens and it’s not in Florida.

www.wfla.com

 

[eSGEe]

Spoiler alert ---
My favorites --- "Kill em w/ kindness"
and the ASS KICKIN EASTER BUNNY!