New Yorkers, Watch Out!

[Goldmember]

I just frickin' survived a close encounter with these frickin' chicks! Don't frickin' let them suck you into hangin' with them, for Pete's sake!
Make it back to Coney Island, for cryin' out loud. In a blink, they'll lock the door and pull a revolver on ya!

 

[eSGEe]

HEy ---I think I dated a couple of them once....

 

[syscokid]

What's up Johan?

 

[Goldmember]

I'm outta breath, man. Can't believe I let these chicks fool me into hangin'. Note from Goldmember: Never trust the frickin' LIZZIES!

 

[eSGEe]

Mothers.........RIDE!

 

[Goldmember]

ps: Them Lizzies took seven...(wait, seven?) slow, close range, easily aimed shots at me, yet still missed! Gotta love them East Village women's marksmanship!

 

[Goldmember]

F**k the Bowery! I'm stayin' on Coney Island.

My wingman was able to capture this video on his iPhone
while we were there. Watch at your own discretion.
They're the only chicks I ever met with a '70s jukebox.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

I forget Goldie is Johan. Wouldn't that be sumn if he was that Johan with all the sick gear on Youtube!!!!

 

[Tony M.]

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[RVA]

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An old movie..The Warriors

 

[eSGEe]

Based IN NEW YORK CITY....and on a book by Sol Yurick-- a Guggenheim Fellowship awardee......
The Warriors (film) - Wikipedia

 

[Truss_rod]

Love that movie.....

 

[Goldmember]

An old movie..The Warriors

AND my current nightmare! I tell ya, the Lizzies are frickin' BAD, man.

 

[eSGEe]

uhm.............
THin Lizzy?

 

[Goldmember]

Thin? These chicks be thick. REAL thick, like. These chicks BE BAD! (although, I would still squeeze the one in the middle)



As an aside, I just recovered from the flu, and this is the first time I've laughed in a week!
Laughed so hard, I've got a cramp in my ribs.

 

[Goldmember]

After this traumatic experience, I have come to realize that, if my life is to have meaning,
I must return to the Eastern Terraces (take note, New Yorkers) and channel Cyrus:

Can you dig it?

 

[eSGEe]

Doesnt he get shot? Thats not very Dudelike......

 

[Goldmember]

Um...uh, yeah. Let's remove Luther from the picture.

 

[eSGEe]

remove the Luthier? but who will fix the guitar?

 

[Goldmember]