Back c.2003, I picked up a “Vintage White” MIM 1995 Fender Special Tele. I paid something around $300 at the venerable Competition Music (an amazing shop and proprietor) in the burgeoning Polytechnic neighborhood of Fort Worth, Texas (Poly puts the “Hood” in Neighborhood).
Compared to my other guitars—higher-end US-made Fenders and G&Ls, I worried that the “lesser” pedigree of the hecho-en-Ensenada instrument might be lacking.
It had a very “meh-sounding” coil-tapped humbucker in the neck position, a five-way switch that I couldn’t figure out (especially on the fly, during a performance), I wasn’t really excited by the way it looked and the maple-fretboarded neck had a really weird profile…but there was something about that guitar that I kept going back to.
The weird neck was amazing.
I preferred the looks and feel of rosewood, but that maple fretboard kept nagging me to keep playing.
That bridge pickup—a position which I usually avoided on my other guitars—was bright and rich and twangy and fat, all at the same time.
It was heavier and less comfy than my Strat, but the hard edges of the slab body digging into my arm and ribs felt “right”—like a tough old pair of cowboy boots that fit well and support and protect all at once.
As is my wont, I immediately installed some Gravitational Profanity Preventers …er…Schaller Strap Locks.
I left it alone for a while, but in a fit of irritation, I unsoldered and removed that crappy humbucker, rewiring it with a 3-way switch and 50’s Esquire configuration.
I replaced the pickguard with a “blank” 3-ply Esquire ‘guard, which looked too plain so I put a sticker of my band’s logo in that big empty spot.
It stayed that way for a few years, but then I found a cheap ($20!) Mighty Mite P-90 on eBay, so I installed that in the humbucker routing…to prevent the pickup from getting too boomy, I put it as close to the bridge as possible—it made for a rich, dynamic sound.
Skipping the third cup of caffeine and using a Dremel tool, I routed out the pickguard and played the guitar like that for a while. Later I installed a four-way Tele switch and a Fender No-Load tone potentiometer, and I was all set, electronically.
I had Greasy Groove make a new neck plate, laser etched with my band’s logo and the nickname of the guitar, Big Tex.
I played it like that for several years, but the plain-vanilla appearance started driving me nuts (not a long trip, driving me nuts—I’m already halfway there) so I changed out the pickguard to something more dynamic—tortoise…
That scratched the itch for a while, but eventually I got irritated again, so I found a pinstripe design I liked—something Billy Gibbons put on one of his Teles—that wasn’t too busy or too sparse, and the proprietor of Bombsquad Longboards striped it up
I love the look of a vintage Telecaster with the ashtray bridge cover in place; likewise, I play my Strat with the ashtray installed—it looks cool and prevents the saddles from irritating the heel and side of my hand…I have eczema and during a breakout it’s painful to play.
Because the Telecaster ashtray was so much larger, I didn’t know if it was practical…but I figured if it didn’t work while I played, I could always use it for spare change.
Fortunately, I found it comfortable, and besides looking cool, it helped with my eczema during outbreaks.
I finally got it just like I want it, and it’s my #1 go-to instrument for playing, recording, jamming, writing and performing.