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WavMixer invented the ever-popular "Wave" that is done in sports arenas around the world.

He attempted to patent the maneuver, but was denied because, apparently, standing up, raising your hands, and sitting down are too commonplace to patent.

He can, however, be observed at Lakers games attempting to collect a fee if people do the Wave during a game.
 
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Well since roundrocksataionary passed sysco up in this game, I don't want sysco to feel left out. So....

Syscokid's real name is Criscokid

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Sorry. I didn't understand the game. 'Lil slow today. I thought we could give "alternate facts" about anybody. And DPaul is code for Paul is dead or is it one third of DPeter, DPaul, and DMary?
 
WavMixer lost a fortune in the late '90s, resulting from a failure of his ground-breaking, but risky attempt to revolutionize the world of sports.

Wav was unable to find the necessary backing and marketing support to launch the sport of oyster racing.

The situation was compounded by the inability to successfully breed thoroughbred racing oysters in captivity.

Consequently, after exhausting his own money, he was forced to abandon the effort.
 
@Tony M. is a member of an international, organized crime syndicate headquartered in Singapore, but with branches in Tokyo and New York City.

The group, nicknamed, "The Annoying Boys," by the FBI, has a common method of operation. The basic practice is extortion.

If they are not paid a specified sum of money, they will make rude noises with their armpits at funerals and baptisms.
 
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In another life. Smitty_p was a drummer for an all girl pop/disco/punk band wanna be band.
 
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