Major Update: Goldmember's Golden Breasts ver 2.0!

Goldmember

Ambassador of Golden Yoo-Hoos
Country flag
After many months of strenuous testing and retesting, Goldmember is proud to announce a major update:

No. 4: Goldmember's Golden Breasts ver 2.0

1 pound (480 g) boneless chicken breasts, sliced into thin strips
2 cups (280 g) bread flour (NOT the all-purpose crap)
1 cup (240 ml) milk
2 farm fresh eggs
½ cup (120 ml) beer
4 tbsp (15 ml) Vegeta seasoning (or substitute with your favorite)
4 cups (700 g) plain bread crumbs
1 tsp (5 ml) salt
6 cups (1 l) vegetable oil

Mix the milk, eggs, and beer briskly in a bowl. Mix the flour and seasoning in a separate bowl. Mix the bread crumbs and salt in a third dipping container.
Dip the chicken breast strips in the egg/beer/milk mixture, then carefully take out strips, one at a time, and roll each gently in the separate bowl of the mixture
of flour and seasoning, until well-covered. Dip back briefly into the egg/beer/milk mixture, then roll gently in the bowl of bread crumbs until completely covered.
Pour vegetable oil in skillet and heat to medium low, then fill with the frickin' chicken strips. Cook covered for 10-12 minutes until golden on medium to
medium-high heat, flipping the strips every two minutes until done. Place on paper towel and cover until serving.

Goldmember's Notes: You may have noticed the absence of butter and the addition of beer and a third dipping stage in this major update. The oil simply cooks more evenly and uniformly than the butter.
Beer helps the flour and seasoning mixture to stick to the breasts, and the third dipping stage of bread crumbs results and a beautiful, golden finished product. Goldmember suggests
using Lone Star Beer, but feel free to experiment with your favorite brew!
 
Last edited:
well this was NOT what I thought I was getting when I clicked on this post----- I am both happy and sad.......
LOL Thanks, Adrian. I needed a good laugh today. :) DO IT! If those duck eggs are fresher than farm fresh, then you be jammin', mon!
Are there any ostriches on the eSGEe farm? If so,¼ ostrich egg will suffice. On second thought, perhaps ⅛ will do! ;)

ps: Do they sell Lone Star in the can in Florida?
 
Just for future reference:

Duck, platypus, goose, emu, sparrow, ostrich, quail, black crested titmouse, robin, cuckoo,
owl, and other cute feathered friend eggs have not been tested with this recipe. Proceed
with caution, and avoid all fish eggs!
 
Well-- the misses will NOT let me eat the platypus eggs--- too valuable---
Emu and Ostrich eggs wont fit in the damn pan (plus try getting em from the Mothers!!! can get deadly --lost a second cousin that way)
8 quail eggs = 1 duck egg--

So --- off to get some eggs-----
 
Back
Top