Life Lessons from The Bradys

[smitty_p]

Lesson 52

"Never sit at the kitchen table with your back to the TV camera."

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Also,

“Maximize usage of green furnishings and dinner ware.”

 

[jtcnj]

Never play Tommy James records around your step mom and step sisters - they may get the wrong idea (or already have it)

 

[jtcnj]

What your children see can never be unseen

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 53

"If you wake up in the middle of the night and find a tarantula crawling on your chest,
ask it nicely to please get off you. If that doesn't work, stay calm and call for help."

 

[BlackSG91]

Lesson 54

"When having intercourse with your television mother Florence Henderson you can brag to all your buddies about it while having a smoke."

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