Kennis and Shane discuss Gibson quality

Funny story from my 20's, Gasket.
I went to a restaurant with a bar next to it to have a bite to eat and then go watch a band and enjoy the scenery.
This was way back in the 80's in my 20's and I rode my motorcycle to the place. As I stood there with my leather jacket and helmet, the cocktail waitress gives me a thoughtful concerned statement. She says, " you are not drinking tonight are you?
Be careful riding home." I told her no and thanks and even got her phone number to maybe see her another day.

She said I could call her and if I remember right, the next day a Saturday. When I rang her up, I asked her what she was up to.
She said, " her kids were at the pool, "DO I HAVE ANY COKE?"

Needless to say, this sure did not seem like the thoughtful, " you are not drinking, be careful" lady I met the night before.
Needless to say, I suddenly lost her number after that.
 
HAHA, Gasket,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 3 clues.

No, I wasn't drinking and riding my motorcycle
Needless to say, this sure did not seem like the thoughtful, " you are not drinking, be careful" lady I met the night before.
Needless to say, I suddenly lost her number after that.
 
chilipeppermaniac said:
Funny story from my 20's, Gasket.
I went to a restaurant with a bar next to it to have a bite to eat and then go watch a band and enjoy the scenery.
This was way back in the 80's in my 20's and I rode my motorcycle to the place. As I stood there with my leather jacket and helmet, the cocktail waitress gives me a thoughtful concerned statement. She says, " you are not drinking tonight are you?
Be careful riding home." I told her no and thanks and even got her phone number to maybe see her another day.

She said I could call her and if I remember right, the next day a Saturday. When I rang her up, I asked her what she was up to.
She said, " her kids were at the pool, "DO I HAVE ANY COKE?"

Needless to say, this sure did not seem like the thoughtful, " you are not drinking, be careful" lady I met the night before.
Needless to say, I suddenly lost her number after that.
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Oh Chili...my mind works in funny ways...as I read your story, I came up with the perfect response..."Coke? Why yes...I have a case of it, and a blanket we can lay upon...do you like ponies? I have a blind one you can ride if you like..."
 
JohnnyGoo said:
Love the avitar by the way Chilli
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Me too, Goo,

My next one will be this one.

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True story...back in the 1980's, I met a girl once who came from a well-off family. We talked a bit, but she was very open about her parents wanting her to marry a "man of means."

In response to this, I would always chuckle and say, "sounds so boring."

I kept her in stitches with my bizarre humour and she eventually agreed to a date. I put mufflers on my 1967 Dodge Coronet R/T for the event.

We went for a drive out into the orchards and found a nice spot on a hilltop where we sat and talked for quite a while. She asked me if I found her attractive and I said yes. However, she was surprised I had not made "a pass" at her.

I told her that while the thought of her naked was most delightful, I prefer to be a gentleman and make a lasting impression upon a girl. I would always say that while many may be richer, I am unforgettable.

We continued to have harmless dates for several months. She was a beautiful accessory to my Dodge (as we cruised the local hot rod scene often) and a very nice soul to associate with.

She lived out in the country, at a 4 way intersection, controlled by a flashing red light, that is still there today.

At this corner was also a phone booth. I would call and talk to her often from the booth, which had a view of her upstairs gables.

I would tell her I could sometimes See her in my mind and see what she was wearing, then proceed to describe her outfits. She thought I was had psychic abilities....I never let on about my phone booth vantage point.

The curious thing was, she became obsessed with us having sex and I always kept it friendly with her...and the friendlier I was, the worse her longing became.

It got to the point she was literally begging to be kissed to see if there was a spark. To this I said it wouldn't be proper because it might ruin her for the "man of means" her parents wanted for her.

Ultimately, at her urging, I finally "gave in" and we had a really fun summer of debauchery. But, her parents I think suspected we were up to something (although she was over 18 but still at home) and began to openly discourage our association. I kust wasn't the "Mr. Right" as far as mom and dad were concerned.

She ended up marrying a local contracted who abused her. Many, many years passed. I chanced to run into her on FB. We had a great conversation about the old days...and she told me this..."you are the funniest, most interesting guy I ever met, the only one that ever told me the truth when i asked a question and the only one who made me feel like I was valuable for something other than my looks. "

I'm glad I was able to leave that impression....
 
I had to go back and correct my spelling on (alright) for Chilli hahahahaha. Hey Chilli i even asked my Teacher Girlfriend the proper way to use To or Too :) Damn sticklers anyhow gonna make me spell better.
 
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