CoyotesGator
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I’ve never seen the newer version.
A giant Gene and Gilda fan I am.
A giant Gene and Gilda fan I am.
A squirrel wouldn't make it an hour with my cats anyway.He used to really like riding around in my wife's bra.
Sadly, FuzzButt died almost a year ago now.
I know it sounds like fun and all, but you really don't want a squirrel lol
They're not really designed to live with people.
He was fun but I always always felt bad for him.
I love originals but it's not bad. Watch it!I’ve never seen the newer version.
A giant Gene and Gilda fan I am.
That's kinda how we ended up with him.A squirrel wouldn't make it an hour with my cats anyway.








I don't like geese or ducks. Dirty things! They used to come up on my patio and poop all over it. I'd have to spray it off every day. I had a Rott at the time & taught her to keep them off my patio. (She was a sweetie & never hurt them)cats n dawgs living together ...... its pandamonium ............
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Odin an Murphy .............. Murphy is a 90 lb Lab/hound mix,..............Murphy is the BLACK one ............
Odin is my puppy bear.
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He JUST SCARED THEoutta the internet repair guy .................................who ignored the sign on the door......and knocked..........
here is the sign...(oh and the new porch.......dont judge me -- best I could do for 5 bills in under 10 hours between rain storms by myself)
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WHEN YOU KNOCK ON THE DOOR .....and 2 or three dogs HIT the windows .......
AND ODIN looks at you THROUGH THE DOOR WINDO EYE TO EYE ------- you realize you just "F-ed up"
and by the time I put my guitar down and get to the door through the MASSIVE barking/howling .......and a 125lb dog HITTING THE DOOR ............ the repair guy had run BACK to his truck ......... I had to go ask WTF he wanted.....
"Is your modem working?"
it was .................poor guy might have shat himself ........dunno why people think the sign is a joke..........they dont make that mistake twice.,...
if they do we feed them to Athena the devil dog
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the dogs protect us ..... and the FOUL the misses raises..... geese turkeys chickens ducks and 2 pigs all roam free (well not during brooding -- we keep the dogs and the babies sperate so no one gets STEPPED on
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Puppy bears on patrol
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geese playing in the pool
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ducks in the "pond" that appears every time it rains
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Exactly. It always stared at me with one creepy eye, like in eSGe's pic. Ugh!We had a muscovy that wanted to hang out by our cement pond. It was cute until we had to clean up after him.
EW!!! I just looked that up! That's the stuff of nightmares!
It looks like its brains are on the outside & that eye is even creepier than normal!EW!!! I just looked that up! That's the stuff of nightmares!

I'm just gonna stick with the scooping poop thing, thanks.View attachment 63425
The wire.......tires.....fence......and huge bougainvillea are to keep OUR "puppy bears" and the neighbors "trained hunting Cur Dog" apart......... Sugar the Cur is a sweet dog........but..........AGGRESSIVE .(bread to HUNT) ......(very aggressive) and hunts boar --deer etc in a pack at the neighbors hunting camp) --- however "IF" she was to get in to OUR yard (which has been attempted a couple times) ............1 Cur pack dog vs 2 Anatolians ............and the rest of our "pack" would end VERY poorly for the Cur dog....and we like Sugar.... so we work to "KEEP EM SEPERATED"
duck poop is the LEAST of our worries BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Most folks ..... honestly couldnt handle this place-- not braggin--- the ANIMALS get the run .... me and Shannon just steward their lives. -- heres an example ...every morning (usually before 6 am. )-- I make THEM a big pot of food (with essential oils-- and garlic and things they all need) --- I ..... eat a doollar general granola bar ....while making them a meat/grain/rice/meds/protein and veggie meal .........................) --
Yeah critters rule here
Not every home is "farm ready"I don't like geese or ducks. Dirty things! They used to come up on my patio and poop all over it. I'd have to spray it off every day. I had a Rott at the time & taught her to keep them off my patio. (She was a sweetie & never hurt them)
Wazza up, G?You forgot about the Giraffe
THe porch/dogs thing was a "throwback" to Jeff Foxworthy
"If your front porch collapses and kills 3 coon dawgs ...... you might be a redneck"
well... no coon dogs killed but my front porch collapsed Thursday .....under ME and I had to go to the chiropractor Saturday because it tweaked my back.........so maybe I am a redenck?
awh hell SURE I AM but thats 'sides the point .... no dogs were harmed..... and all the old tires and were fine as well........

this made me laugh times 12.......................... the Misses once mentioned a "Rumba" for our place................I fell off my chair laughingI hope you guys can see this video. It's from Facebook. It made me laugh!