It Was A Sad Day When She Left....

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5 years ago my wife and I moved to Alabama so she could start her new job as an administrator for a new psychology hospital at Ft. Benning. We lived in a small town and I really had nothing to do, so I bought a new toy. Unfortunately after about 8 months down there I just couldn't get along with Alabama or my wife.
We got a quickie divorce (that's another story) made arrangements to move back up North and found out she had locked me out of our investments, so I cleaned out the bank account sine she hadn't gotten to that yet and then..........Sold my toy. My 2009 Harley Deluxe. She stole my dog too. Anyway, here she is (not the ex-wife) I WILL get another someday soon!!!
 

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Beautiful Bike! No so beautiful story...hope you get back on your feet and back on two wheels soon!
 
Well, this an F'd-up story. Sorry you're going thru all this. Did your ex make any sacrifices too? Are you guys still able to communicate in a civilized manner?
 
frankblade said:
I would hate to meet the woman that was crazy enough to steal from me must less steal my dog.
Whats done is done but we may use this experience to help others.
Tips whenever any woman would ever move in with me
#1 I would always tell them never never ever move or use the roll of xtra large hefty cinch bags and two rolls of duct tape NEVER !
When they ask why say never ask me that again .
# 2 Tell them how you love them dearly and would never kill them but if they so much as steal a fork from you
That you will shoot them in the foot with the biggest pistol ya got.
How will it work for you I don't now but it has worked very well for me.
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Excellent...!
You must be the poster child for eHarmony.com and Match.com... :p
 
frankblade said:
I would hate to meet the woman that was crazy enough to steal from me must less steal my dog.
Whats done is done but we may use this experience to help others.
Tips whenever any woman would ever move in with me
#1 I would always tell them never never ever move or use the roll of xtra large hefty cinch bags and two rolls of duct tape NEVER !
When they ask why say never ask me that again .
# 2 Tell them how you love them dearly and would never kill them but if they so much as steal a fork from you
That you will shoot them in the foot with the biggest pistol ya got.
How will it work for you I don't now but it has worked very well for me.
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Around here in MD the police would be coming to round up all your guns and store them away until hell freezes over due to a woman crying foul at being threatened harm.
I know, because this happened to a buddy of mine.
 
frankblade said:
Well back in them days in Texas with everyting in my name and them not on a lease or married that's just hears say her word against mine . They was free to leave and if the law showed that's pretty much what the law would tell them leave . I don't need no woman around who thinks cops sre for dealing with friends lovers are family / All the fist fights knock down dragouts that happened in my family the cops never came and were never called if you cant solve your own problems cops aint gonna solve them for you they just arrest people or not.
And I had a couple very good lawyers always within reach as I worked at the club and they worked for the club. And on a side note many people have pot drugs or alcohol .
And if ya likes the Iron that don't work that's were they get ya and got ya.
Another thing I didn't mention was asides from stealing even a fork that bringing any drugs
pot or other in my home was a shot in foot offense also If ya got the Iron it has to be like
that I been searched on more than one occasion hardware yes drugs No sir
not in my home.
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What's that iron?
 
Motorcycles and guitars are a great way to not need a woman. I mean for one night is one thing, but long term? No thanks. :H5:

Sorry about the dog, though. :cry:
 
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