Interview:

[Metal89]

Congrats on getting the interview and best of luck... Btw I'll totally take a B-stock humbucker strat to turn into a metal machine...just saying....

 

[eSGEe]

Roberts gonna be BUSY shipping "B" stocks" -- Bobby -- you better get this gig -- I got PROFIT riding on it Baby

 

[Inspector #20]

Congrats on getting the interview and best of luck... Btw I'll totally take a B-stock humbucker strat to turn into a metal machine...just saying....

I might have a pickup here in my workshop...

 

[smitty_p]

Say....really Bobby -- looksie here... we have a very SOPHISTICATED delivery ring on the east cost for "product" see? -- now if you can DELIVER -- we can DISTRIBUTE and .....say cut you in for -- 10%? Look... Mugsie and Racko dont need to know ---- Just me and @Hackmaster ....you think about it capeesh ?

So, yeah…

Let‘s explore a hypothetical situation.

Suppose someone…(we’ll call him, for no particular reason, “Robert”) was to notice a “defective“ USA Stratocaster.

How might…”Robert”… go about disposing of such an instrument?

Surely, we could be of great service to Fender by providing that infrastructure!

 

[RVA]

Good luck brother

 

[jtcnj]

Sounds like a great opportunity!
Good luck Rob: knock 'em dead kid!
Knock 'em dead!!

Hey, I cant see my fingers as my face is obscured by a snow drift!

 

[smitty_p]

Sounds like a great opportunity!
Good luck Rob: knock 'em dead kid!
Knock 'em dead!!

Hey, I cant see my fingers as my face is obscured by a snow drift!

Your face? Who cares about your face! There’s a snow drift on my SG. It’s gonna ruin the nitro!

 

[Inspector #20]

Your face? Who cares about your face! There’s a snow drift on my SG. It’s gonna ruin the nitro!

No! It will age it!

You know how we relic nitro guitsrs???

Put them in the freezer...seriously

 

[jtcnj]

I have a great face for radio....

 

[smitty_p]

No! It will age it!

You know how we relic nitro guitsrs???

Put them in the freezer...seriously

“We”? Who is this “We” you speak of?

”I” will not be relic’ing any of my guitars, thank you very much!

Don’t start including me in your band of relic’ing ruffians!

 

[Inspector #20]

“We”? Who is this “We” you speak of?

”I” will not be relic’ing any of my guitars, thank you very much!

Don’t start including me in your band of relic’ing ruffians!

I do a lot of contract guitar tech work for local shops.

 

[smitty_p]

I don't get how people can be so against something so trivial. I dislike iridescent finishes and quilt tops but you won't see me dumping on it everytime someone posts one. We know you guys hate relics and Teles, in fact, it should actually be part of Wavs automated welcome message to new users.

I get your point. I’m not as adamantly opposed to it as my post seemed. I was teasing with Robert.

I am sorry if I came off as offensive. In all, seriousness now, I really think it’s your own business to do with your guitar’s as you choose. You certainly don’t need my approval!

 

[Don O]

Find out about employee discounts !

 

[Inspector #20]

Find out about employee discounts !

I will!!!!

 

[Inspector #20]

No worries. I didn't mean to come across as butthurt. I wasnt offended, just couldn't hold my tongue this time. Did I mention I'm no good at social media?

LOL

 

[Inspector #20]

in fact, it should actually be part of Wavs automated welcome message to new users.

Like a ban on Telecasters??? LOL

 

[JohnnyGoo]

Ill accept a couple just to help the cause Dan.

 

[eSGEe]

ME TOO ME TOO

 

[Inspector #20]

I am going to start a Telecaster Rescue project. If you're all so serious about your disdain for Teles you can just send them down here and I will be sure to find a new loving home for these neglected and unloved creatures. I mean, where's your Christmas spirit?!?

LOL!!!! TBTH, @Ramo and I do enjoy spouting our anti Telecaster dribble from time to time, and it gets @chilipeppermaniac up and rushing to their defense, posting videos, etc...So, I suppose it's a kind of therapy???

No Telecasters were harmed in the making of this message.

 

[Inspector #20]

I am going to start a Telecaster Rescue project. If you're all so serious about your disdain for Teles you can just send them down here and I will be sure to find a new loving home for these neglected and unloved creatures. I mean, where's your Christmas spirit?!?

Actually, there is a long story about my past and the Telecaster - A Broadcaster actually - that I won't bore you with....