in the Conservatory... with the Maid

Col Mustard

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Hello all, this looks to be a great forum. Col Mustard at your service...
currently in the Conservatory... let's say playing my SG.

I especially like all the various names for the various departments.
I haven't explored all the rooms yet, but no Tiger has assaulted me from
behind Door #3... no lovely lady has beckoned from inside Door #2 either
but that remains to be seen. Heket's here. *grins

What room do we sniff corks in then, eh? I'll stay outa that one.
Is there a dungeon for Trolls? I like the light hearted tone that sings here
in the tone rooms. I'll do my best to keep it that way.
 
Howdy Col glad you could stop by.
I looked for you in the Ballroom with the Maid and Spied Prof. Plum skulking about with the Wrench until he found the Lead Pipe and off he went!!
 
OH BABY!!!!!!! the PARTY IS ROLLING NOW!!!!!!!!!!

The Man
The Myth
The Legend
the one the only hottest lickmeister in Canada...........................and the lower 48 on an average Wed. ;)
COL..........MUSTAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Speaking of all the cool names for the sub forums, did you notice how they simply called the amplifier section, "Amps"?

It's kind of a little twist. That musta been Adrian's idea!
 
Can we please have pics of the maid mentioned in the post title???????? Geesh priorities people!
 
I was thinking that
maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby
for her to stay.
Just someone
to keep my house clean,
Fix my meals and go away.

A maid. A man needs a maid.
A maid.

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Thanks Col. for reminding me....
Love that song, I will be listening to some Harvest this weekend
 
Col. Mustard may well be in the conservatory but if you look for that lunatic halfbreed he's out in the garden with a bow stalkin sumthin. For your own safety please remain indoors as that one's not allowed inside very often.
Hey Col! How ya doin?
 
Preach it Wade----

Only women bleed.....HA! ......till you get stabbed in the back AND THE FRONT by their lawyer..........
 
Well long time no see Col. Dijon Mustard...welcome aboard me fellow SG friend. Show of pic of your favourite guitar.;)


;>)/
 
Have I died and not yet figured it out? This is like a meeting of past friends in purgatory... " Hey... Haven't seen you in a bit, how're you doing?"!
 
Walks Backward said:
Someone to cook, clean, and leave? Shoot, I've had three of those. All had the same first name too. Plaintiff! :D
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I treated them all like pretty poison after getting burned by the flame early on, you know, first heartbreak. Fortress of Solitude after that. It sucks as a young adult, not a kid, to be lied to and betrayed by someone you trust.
I was kind of shitty on purpose to test the one that finally tempted me. Alright I was a downright ass, but I didnt screw her best friend, or her mom. I had the chance with both, and not my doing. I really think they are all a bit crazy in a way; emotional, heat of the moment decision making.

Just today, after almost 25 years, I put my arms around her, told her how much I love her, as I often do. Told her she is incredible, in both the kitchen and the bedroom. Then I washed some dishes, carried in the food shopping bags and helped stow all the provisions.

She is not my maid; she is my soulmate and equal, but I think I can still kick her ass if it came down to it. I never put my hands on her, she came at me a few times when we went through some tough times.
But it might be close. She's pretty handy with a blade.

PS Sorry to hear of your health issues; wish you many successful hunts for many moons.
 
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