I have had to make some changes in my life.

kevinpaul said:
I have had only one experience with a chicken. It was 1989 and I was at a ice cream stand in Crawford county Pennsylvania. I was waiting in line and a nervous chicken was trying to get across or any place else. I don't speak to strange chics but I asked what is the problem. This thing new me and said Kev I'm in trouble, I have some out standing warrants and need to get to the other side.
I stuffed him in the back of a truck and off he went.
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This guy was watching past a filthy alley in Cleveland. He looked and saw two guys having wild sex with an A great horned owl! Shocked and curious he went down and asked them what the hell they they were doing? The guys said buddy are you blind? We are screwing this owl!
He said ok but what is it like? The older guy said it's just like screwing a chicken! I take away from this that bird puxxey is bird puxxey. My dinner just went back to the coup
 

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We have chickens-----thats no joke-- many chickens---- Frizzle Chickens---
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Red ROOSTERS---
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and all other sorts-----

yet--- not a 1 has ever tried to cross the road......................
 
Hey KP... Sorry I have not posted yet in response to your current situation. The word "cancer" has always scared the poop out of me. But your unique attitude and outrageous sense of humor will go a long way in your recovery. So, keep up the good work and kick cancer's buttocks right in its balls... :cheers:
 
syscokid said:
Hey KP... Sorry I have not posted yet in response to your current situation. The word "cancer" has always scared the poop out of me. But your unique attitude and outrageous sense of humor will go a long way in your recovery. So, keep up the good work and kick cancer's buttocks right in its balls... :cheers:
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syscokid said:
Hey KP... Sorry I have not posted yet in response to your current situation. The word "cancer" has always scared the poop out of me. But your unique attitude and outrageous sense of humor will go a long way in your recovery. So, keep up the good work and kick cancer's buttocks right in its balls... :cheers:
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Thank you very very much and your good words are welcome to me. Cancer is a scary thing. It really is not in my family, falling over dead on a side walk is more to the way we roll. A little caught and I hit the jackpot.
 
I've looked at the pictures in this thread and I'd swear I know Kevin from some where - like to a T type thing. Anyways and either way he looks like someone I would have hung around with ;)
 
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