I Feel SO Much Better...

[eSGEe]

oh my!!!!!!!!!!

 

[eSGEe]

 

[kevinpaul]

She is my friend Tia. I brought her home from China. She was the top Asian model 2012 and 2013, now she is waiting for me to turn the lights off.

 

[kevinpaul]

That is my toilet seat blue Strat! How did she flavor it. Sweet Jesus I am delicious they say

 

[kevinpaul]

I meant more of this

no
I sold that AC30, it had a bad stain on top. My cats would not leave it alone. I have a Vox Night Train and others you will love '

 

[Sérgio]

About your cats not leaving the stain alone:

After a gig I had to bring my singer over to sleep at my place.

I swear to God, I ain’t joking: my -male- dog spent the night trying to copulate with him.

 

[Sérgio]

It was epic because we were VERY drunk.

I tried my best to help... but couldn’t make the singer mate with the poor sex-driven animal.

 

[eSGEe]

I dont think you wanted the PUPPIES ----

 

[kevinpaul]

Now you can sell it for more...

No certain sea turtles that come from China and leave the same mark. It is next to impossible to prove that a big turtle did not climb up on your amp or Harley Davidson. Those slimy things love to ride on a bike and sit on a warm amp as much as the damn turtles do.
People will fake anything.

 

[Inspector #20]

About your cats not leaving the stain alone:

After a gig I had to bring my singer over to sleep at my place.

I swear to God, I ain’t joking: my -male- dog spent the night trying to copulate with him.

He must have impressed the beast with his singing!

 

[Inspector #20]

It was epic because we were VERY drunk.

I tried my best to help... but couldn’t make the singer mate with the poor sex-driven animal.

Your male dog was trying to assert his dominance over your vocalist.

 

[guitarweasel]

 

[kevinpaul]

It was epic because we were VERY drunk.

I tried my best to help... but couldn’t make the singer mate with the poor sex-driven animal.

Homosexuality in the animal world is common. Mostly with penguins because they look the same. You love your dog and of course want him back have some fun! That is why you should always keep a jar in the guest bedroom. Just smear a lump on you friends butt. Dogs don't know poop about fore play and people expect at least a warm up kiss. A girl I know was going to have her dog cloned but they could not guarantee he would still like peanut butter. That was a deal killer.

 

[kevinpaul]

Your male dog was trying to assert his dominance over your vocalist.

I did think that to but this much simpler than those head games. The dog just wanted to knock off a cheap one. You can find singers any time but a good dog is not replaceable.

 

[CabanaBoy]

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Lol...

 

[BlackSG91]

Homosexuality in the animal world is common. Mostly with penguins because they look the same. You love your dog and of course want him back have some fun! That is why you should always keep a jar in the guest bedroom. Just smear a lump on you friends butt. Dogs don't know poop about fore play and people expect at least a warm up kiss. A girl I know was going to have her dog cloned but they could not guarantee he would still like peanut butter. That was a deal killer.

;>)/

 

[Sérgio]

Your male dog was trying to assert his dominance over your vocalist.

That wouldn't be hard.

No, I'm sure it was a gay thing. I was really upset... bout my singer not willing to please Laddy.

 

[jtcnj]

I think I'm gonna watch this again over the weekend.

 

[kevinpaul]

My dog did screw air! Then I got his sloppy seconds when I had to breath it.

 

[BlackSG91]

My dog did screw air! Then I got his sloppy seconds when I had to breath it.

;>)/