I am COMPLETELY Well-Hung!!

LiveeviL2000

LiveeviL2000

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That's right, I am now officially COMPLETELY Well-Hung! No surgery or pills required!!
With the 2 straps that the Evil Strap Lab Genius sent me, every one of my instruments are comfortably hung. I am now the envy of men! Women, both old and middle aged alike, will want me. Granny panties will rain on me from all directions!

Wellll .... that's what @TVvoodoo told me.:sneaky:

I havent shown my wife how newly and COMPLETELY Well-Hung I am yet. This will be a special Well-Hung victory lap event and I want to surprise her. I want to capture it on video, you know, for remembrance.
Her reaction should be priceless!! I know she will be excited when I run and zip around the house with all my Straps held high, all of them flapping wildly behind me, as I shout aloud, "I'M COMPLETELY WELL-HUNG!!!", so all the neighbors can hear!
It will be Glorious!!!!
I will post pics after I get it all on video.
My wife is a lucky girl, I'm sure she will agree!
 
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LiveeviL2000 said:
That's right, I am now officially COMPLETELY Well-Hung! No surgery or pills required!!
With the 2 straps that the Evil Strap Lab Genius sent me, every one of my instruments are comfortably hung. I am now the envy of men! Women, both old and middle aged alike, will want me. Granny panties will rain on me from all directions!

Wellll .... that's what @TVvoodoo told me.:sneaky:

I havent shown my wife how newly and COMPLETELY Well-Hung I am yet. This will be a special Well-Hung victory lap event and I want to surprise her. I want to capture it on video, you know, for remembrance.
Her reaction should be priceless!! I know she will be excited when I run and zip around the house with all my Straps held high, all of them flapping wildly behind me, as I shout aloud, "I'M COMPLETELY WELL-HUNG!!!", so all the neighbors can hear!
It will be Glorious!!!!
I will post pics after I get it all on video.
My wife is a lucky girl, I'm sure she will agree!
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We await the video. Looks like popcorn has already been popped.
 
I am just so grateful for the excitement some of my customers feel when they have a NWHSD. This is not just this case alone, it has happened for a number of others in similar ways over the years, and it's such a good feeling. Most new gear days are pretty awesome. But a GREAT new gear day when you get something you know is going to earn a lot of happy smiles, well that's always even a little better! You know I do my best to make your day one to remember. But it is my hope that you please please don't make it a situation where all your wives are hatin' me, because the way things are going, I might need to couch crash with some of you someday.

So I go down the streets
Down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man, I'm outdoors, you know
Can I stay wicha maybe a couple days?"
He said "Uh, let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house
I could see in his face
I knowed it was "no"
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, an' all"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Aw yeah"
And then she was so nice
Lord, she was lovey-dovey

 
TVvoodoo said:
I am just so grateful for the excitement some of my customers feel when they have a NWHSD. This is not just this case alone, it has happened for a number of others in similar ways over the years, and it's such a good feeling. Most new gear days are pretty awesome. But a GREAT new gear day when you get something you know is going to earn a lot of happy smiles, well that's always even a little better! You know I do my best to make your day one to remember. But it is my hope that you please please don't make it a situation where all your wives are hatin' me, because the way things are going, I might need to couch crash with some of you someday.

So I go down the streets
Down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man, I'm outdoors, you know
Can I stay wicha maybe a couple days?"
He said "Uh, let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house
I could see in his face
I knowed it was "no"
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, an' all"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Aw yeah"
And then she was so nice
Lord, she was lovey-dovey

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You can stay at my place. I’ll only charge you 1 strap a month.
I think that’s fair.
Then I could be DOUBLE WELL-HUNG!!!!
 
TVvoodoo said:
I am just so grateful for the excitement some of my customers feel when they have a NWHSD. This is not just this case alone, it has happened for a number of others in similar ways over the years, and it's such a good feeling. Most new gear days are pretty awesome. But a GREAT new gear day when you get something you know is going to earn a lot of happy smiles, well that's always even a little better! You know I do my best to make your day one to remember. But it is my hope that you please please don't make it a situation where all your wives are hatin' me, because the way things are going, I might need to couch crash with some of you someday.

So I go down the streets
Down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man, I'm outdoors, you know
Can I stay wicha maybe a couple days?"
He said "Uh, let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house
I could see in his face
I knowed it was "no"
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, an' all"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Aw yeah"
And then she was so nice
Lord, she was lovey-dovey

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I can offer ya, one bourbon, one scotch and one beer…
 
Once we buy a house and I have a room to keep my gear in, I'll want to get my own collection of W-H straps for each guitar. Right now I'm down to only 8 guitars and they are all packed up with nowhere to hang them.
 
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