Happy Birthday, Clockworkmike

Horrorshow birthday, my droogie Mike! May your den be full of the old ultra-violence and the sweetest in-out-in-out of viddy and sound! You, with your faithful Gibson Explorer gripped tight like a tolchock in the gulliver, smashing out that horrorshow metal – may your fingers fly faster than any devotchka’s skazat and your amp scream louder than a bolshy gang of chellovecks in the streets. For this nochy of fun, gather your droogs and:
  • slurp some moloko-plus at the Korova (with a little something sharp for the kick),
  • tolchock a few malenky baddies in a friendly rumble,
  • then crank that Explorer till the walls shake with glorious bezoomny riffs.
Finish with a bit of the old Ludwig van or proper modern ultra-metal while the starry nochy spins. Have a real horrorshow one, brother! Viddy you soon.
 
Happy Birthday Mike!


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Horrorshow birthday, my droogie Mike! May your den be full of the old ultra-violence and the sweetest in-out-in-out of viddy and sound! You, with your faithful Gibson Explorer gripped tight like a tolchock in the gulliver, smashing out that horrorshow metal – may your fingers fly faster than any devotchka’s skazat and your amp scream louder than a bolshy gang of chellovecks in the streets. For this nochy of fun, gather your droogs and:
  • slurp some moloko-plus at the Korova (with a little something sharp for the kick),
  • tolchock a few malenky baddies in a friendly rumble,
  • then crank that Explorer till the walls shake with glorious bezoomny riffs.
Finish with a bit of the old Ludwig van or proper modern ultra-metal while the starry nochy spins. Have a real horrorshow one, brother! Viddy you soon.
DUDE!!! I’ll have whatever ever you’re having… :cheers:

And of course… Happy Birthday Mike!
 
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