Happy Birthday, Caedarn
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Happy Birthday!
Sargeant Preston
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TVvoodoo
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Grok write a funny birthday song for a guitar forum member named Caedarn. The forum is called The Tone Rooms. Please mention all kinds of guitars as possible gifts
(Play it like a cheesy 12-bar blues in E, with a big grin)
Happy birthday to youuu…
Happy birthday to youuu…
Happy birthday dear Caedarn, king of The Tone Roooms…
Happy birthday to yooouuu! (and many more tone quests!)
Verse 1
Well it’s your big day, Caedarn, the candles are lit,
The Tone Rooms are buzzing, we’re all losing our… minds a bit.
So we passed the virtual hat and we scraped up some dough,
Here’s the guitars we got you, bro, let’s go!
Chorus
We got you a Strat, sunburst, ‘62,
A Les Paul Goldtop that’ll make the other dudes turn blue.
A Tele with a B-bender for that chicken-pickin’ sting,
And an SG with P-90s that’ll make your eardrums sing!
Verse 2
A Gretsch White Falcon, sparkly as hell,
A Rickenbacker 12-string for that jingle-jangle spell.
A PRS Custom 24, because you deserve the best,
And a D’Angelico Excel that’ll put your tone to the test!
Verse 3
An ES-335 cherry red for the blues in your soul,
A Jazzmaster with the trem for surfing rock-and-roll.
A Firebird reversed so you look extra mean,
And a Gibson Acoustic J-45 for when you wanna keep it clean!
V 4 (speed round, shout it!)
A Danelectro lipstick! A Supro lap steel!
A Guild Starfire! A G&L! An Eastwood Coral, how’s that feel?
A Fender Jaguar, short-scale, offset delight,
And a Hofner violin bass in case you wanna Beatle all night!
Final Chorus
(big finish, everybody)
Happy birthday Caedarn, you glorious tone hound,
May your amps stay loud and your cables all wound!
From all of us geeks in The Tone Rooms so true,
We didn’t get you just one guitar… we got you thirty-two!
(End on a big cheesy E power chord pretend your whammy bar is a party horn)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAEDARN!
Keep chasing the tone that never gets caught!
(Play it like a cheesy 12-bar blues in E, with a big grin)
Happy birthday to youuu…
Happy birthday to youuu…
Happy birthday dear Caedarn, king of The Tone Roooms…
Happy birthday to yooouuu! (and many more tone quests!)
Verse 1
Well it’s your big day, Caedarn, the candles are lit,
The Tone Rooms are buzzing, we’re all losing our… minds a bit.
So we passed the virtual hat and we scraped up some dough,
Here’s the guitars we got you, bro, let’s go!
Chorus
We got you a Strat, sunburst, ‘62,
A Les Paul Goldtop that’ll make the other dudes turn blue.
A Tele with a B-bender for that chicken-pickin’ sting,
And an SG with P-90s that’ll make your eardrums sing!
Verse 2
A Gretsch White Falcon, sparkly as hell,
A Rickenbacker 12-string for that jingle-jangle spell.
A PRS Custom 24, because you deserve the best,
And a D’Angelico Excel that’ll put your tone to the test!
Verse 3
An ES-335 cherry red for the blues in your soul,
A Jazzmaster with the trem for surfing rock-and-roll.
A Firebird reversed so you look extra mean,
And a Gibson Acoustic J-45 for when you wanna keep it clean!
V 4 (speed round, shout it!)
A Danelectro lipstick! A Supro lap steel!
A Guild Starfire! A G&L! An Eastwood Coral, how’s that feel?
A Fender Jaguar, short-scale, offset delight,
And a Hofner violin bass in case you wanna Beatle all night!
Final Chorus
(big finish, everybody)
Happy birthday Caedarn, you glorious tone hound,
May your amps stay loud and your cables all wound!
From all of us geeks in The Tone Rooms so true,
We didn’t get you just one guitar… we got you thirty-two!
(End on a big cheesy E power chord pretend your whammy bar is a party horn)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAEDARN!
Keep chasing the tone that never gets caught!