The road weary and bruised tortoise came a crawling up my driveway to deliver the box this morning! Totally exhausted and thirsty he was when he arrived, so I gave him a bowl of water to drink here. Also gave him 6 cucumbers to eat on his return trip home.
The package was much smaller than I thought it would be. I think it was only 6" wide, 4" deep, and 10" long. And now you're probably saying to yourself, "What the heck is he talking about?"
Like most of us, I'm still a little kid at Christmas time. Big box = awesome expensive gift = Mom and Dad love me.
I digress.
To anyone who has yet to receive a box from
@TVvoodoo never ever underestimate Brad's boxing (packaging) skills and his ability to put big things inside small boxes.
Inside that small box:
"Benefactor" guitar strap
Well-Hung tee shirt
Well-Hung rehearsal space banner
A pair of Pro-Pins strap buttons
(3) Well-Hung guitar picks
(4) Poker Chip rings double sided
Well-Hung stickers
(2) Cheezie Bags - yummy
A bag of freshly picked Saskatoon berries that unfortunately went moldy during the arduous journey. Bummer.
And lastly, a surprise gift that'll keep me in tune.
In the meantime, the "Benefactor" strap is laying streched out on a table, acclimating, unwinding and relaxing its leather fibers. Guitars are lining up for audition photos.
I'm gonna hold back a bit before I unleash a plethora of adjectives to describe the "Benefactor" but I will say this to any member here at TTR who doesn't own a Well-Hung guitar strap, "Get yourself a quality Well-Hung guitar strap".
I'll be back....