Greetings from Richmond, VA

Hey Burke... sorry for my late welcome, I was in for sex change surgery, when you arrived but I'm recovering now.

Top questions I have for you, (as an amateur songwriter myself) is how many notes per minute is your top shred speed and how loud does your loudest amp go? These things are VERY important to some here at TTR.
Also, if we don't write every song about death, pain and torture and/or the eternal black abyss, does that mean our masculinity is suspect?
Oh and in case you were wondering regarding my sex change procedure, the only change I was hoping for was more, but so far it seems the operation was unsuccessful.

Welcome to TTR!
 
Hey Burke... sorry for my late welcome, I was in for sex change surgery, when you arrived but I'm recovering now.

Top questions I have for you, (as an amateur songwriter myself) is how many notes per minute is your top shred speed and how loud does your loudest amp go? These things are VERY important to some here at TTR.
Also, if we don't write every song about death, pain and torture and/or the eternal black abyss, does that mean our masculinity is suspect?
Oh and in case you were wondering regarding my sex change procedure, the only change I was hoping for was more, but so far it seems the operation was unsuccessful.

Welcome to TTR!
That’s about the lamest excuse I’ve heard from someone trying to hawk a product. Just tell him his right of initiation is to purchase one of your amazing guitar straps. :rolf:
 
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Hello, my name is Burke. I'm a guitarist/singer/songwriter living in the Richmond, VA area. Happy to be here.

Nice to see ya here! I'm a neighbor 5 hrs west of you ( been to and thru Richmond a TON of times). Feel free to join on in!
 
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