Good Morning...testing

So, for all you guys doing the Hippy upper I've got a serious question. One of the main reasons, if not the only reason, I don't grow my hair out anymore is this. When I was 'younger' my hair was blonde and I could wash it and go all day (hair at the middle of my back at times). BUT, as I got older my hair darkened up and got so I could wash it and like 4 hours later it was already starting to look stringy and greasy. I've tried all kinds of shampoos. The closest to helping is Walmarts equate dry scalp shampoo, but even that isn't really cutting it. Sorry to come off as what ever here, but...

One of the reasons I used to have long hair was ease of use. I could wash it, brush it out, and that was it, no fuss no muss....
Now I like my hair hair buzzed right down to stubble, because well, no fuss no muss...
In between hair was always a fuss muss - hated it, don't like messing with my hair...
For quite a few years now longer hair has been a fuss muss - I can't stand messing with my hair...
No joke, if I've gotta mess with my hair before going somewhere I probably won't go - no exaggeration there - lol...

Any ways - any of you out their in hippy-cyberspace ever have the same issue - found a great shampoo, etc ???
If I could find something, my wife probably wouldn't have to pester me to grow my hair back out.

Hmm, maybe I'm just going thru man-apause NOT, lol...
 
Drumoid said:
So, for all you guys doing the Hippy upper I've got a serious question. One of the main reasons, if not the only reason, I don't grow my hair out anymore is this. When I was 'younger' my hair was blonde and I could wash it and go all day (hair at the middle of my back at times). BUT, as I got older my hair darkened up and got so I could wash it and like 4 hours later it was already starting to look stringy and greasy. I've tried all kinds of shampoos. The closest to helping is Walmarts equate dry scalp shampoo, but even that isn't really cutting it. Sorry to come off as what ever here, but...

One of the reasons I used to have long hair was ease of use. I could wash it, brush it out, and that was it, no fuss no muss....
Now I like my hair hair buzzed right down to stubble, because well, no fuss no muss...
In between hair was always a fuss muss - hated it, don't like messing with my hair...
For quite a few years now longer hair has been a fuss muss - I can't stand messing with my hair...
No joke, if I've gotta mess with my hair before going somewhere I probably won't go - no exaggeration there - lol...

Any ways - any of you out their in hippy-cyberspace ever have the same issue - found a great shampoo, etc ???
If I could find something, my wife probably wouldn't have to pester me to grow my hair back out.

Hmm, maybe I'm just going thru man-apause NOT, lol...
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I just tie it up with a rubberband.
After it dries, and at work I also use a ball cap, so no fuss
 
I had long hair for most of my life, and then male pattern baldness set in. Thanks, grandpa! My younger brother got it even worse, he's mostly all the way bald and only 35 lol....

Now when I try to grow my hair, it's long on the sides and back, but there's not much up top. At all. It's like a skullet....I knew this would happen someday, and used to make jokes about how I would donate my own hair to myself for future use. You know, like...."Locks 4 blink"...lol

But instead, I've just grown a wild beard for the last 5-6 years or so. It's no hipster beard, I'm very careful that it appears more like a homeless man's beard rather than a man bun wearing coffee shop sitting skinny jeans wearing hipster's beard
 
Mornings on Misfit Farm star out something like this
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notice the dog looks impressed (that particular dog is almost 20 years old! -- hes seen it all--- if he could talk -- Id be in prison)

but SOMETIMES its a normal day where I just hang out in parking lots-----with my Delorean
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OR sometimes I sit around holding my little pecker----
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His Name is Mickey -- -byt hte way (Yes Mickey Chicky ---McChicken......o.k. enough of this foolishness)

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Sometimes I even dress like a normal Cubicle dreg ------ but thank GOODNESS--

Im usually found doing more of this
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what WOULD YOU ALL DO WITHOUT MY PRETTY MUG............

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Im too stupid for public exposure really----



I do so enter tain myself ----- keeps me from murdering prostitutes


Now back to your regularly scheduled programming..........................
 
I have thought about a reverse Mohawk, where you shave a strip down the center and grow the hair out long on each side - wife won't approve me to do it though.

I also thought about shaving my head, getting a cartoon like tattoo of a crab/lobster on my head so as I go bald the crab/lobster would start showing - wife wouldn't approve that either.

Oh, well...
 
But you heard it hear first " The flat top is the mullet for the millennium"

Wait.... that's not right. Forget it bald, now there's a look.

poop I'm hopelessly unhip? Almost tragically.
 
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