Goldmember
Ambassador of Golden Yoo-Hoos
Hello Everybody!
On this day, the occasion of his 54th birthday, Goldmember took a road trip with his family. He challenges each and every one of you (especially Fred Flintstone and Chubbles 2, if they make a reappearance) to guess through which frickin' groovy Texas town he traveled today. As part of the effervescent flow of celebratory euphoria pouring from his soul, Goldmember would like to "share the wealth of gold" with those who respond correctly to the poll. Only one of the choices is correct, only one answer choice is permitted, and there ain't no cheatin' by changin' yer confounded answer later, dang nabbit! (Goldmember even picked up some authentic Texan gibberish on the trip.) Add your choice below, and in 48 hours, the vinners vill be announshed.
Prize*: Genuine imitation, hand-tooled, limited edition, individually numbered, digitally custom engraved, gold embossed clipart emblem sent to your directly and electronically from...Goldmember. Soon to become a family heirloom!
*Disclaimer: cash value: 63 trophy points, or 1/100th of one cent. Offer subject to change or cancellation without notice. Null and void in Guam and other U.S. protectorates. Use at own risk. Goldmember is not responsible for bodily injury due to mishandling. Do not smoke or eat pancakes while using this prize. Improper use may result in hemorrhoids, anal fissures, or other rectal disfunction. Read all directions prior to use. Any resemblance of identity represented in this message to those living or dead is purely coincidental and unintentional. While the sender makes every effort to provide accurate and complete information, various data such as names, dates, times and telephone numbers, etc. may change prior to updating, and the sender makes no guarantees of any kind. All information provided by the sender is intended for information purposes only and does not constitute a legal contract between the sender and any person or entity unless otherwise specified. Information is subject to change without prior notice. All offers null and void after 30 days. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Contains 100% non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. List was current at time of printing. 100% gluten free. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Add toner. No bills over $20 accepted. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. Driver does not carry cash. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated are. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. Harmful or fatal if swallowed. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. First pull up, then pull down. Published simultaneously in Canada. Call toll free number before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Dial 9 for an outside line. Please submit all forms in triplicate. Use ink pen only. Email message has been modified from its original form to fit the screen. Do not adjust your screen. One size fits all. Taped in front of a live studio audience. Warranty void if label removed. This tag not to be removed except by consumer. Management reserves the right to refuse service. Payment required in advance. Patent pending. All rights reserved. One size fits most. Additional charges may apply. This supersedes all previous notices. No refunds.**
**Disclaimer of official disclaimer: This disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized use, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, removal of tag, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom, crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, shark attacks, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB’s, paintball, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.). No license, express or implied, by estoppel or otherwise, to any intellectual property rights are granted herein.
On this day, the occasion of his 54th birthday, Goldmember took a road trip with his family. He challenges each and every one of you (especially Fred Flintstone and Chubbles 2, if they make a reappearance) to guess through which frickin' groovy Texas town he traveled today. As part of the effervescent flow of celebratory euphoria pouring from his soul, Goldmember would like to "share the wealth of gold" with those who respond correctly to the poll. Only one of the choices is correct, only one answer choice is permitted, and there ain't no cheatin' by changin' yer confounded answer later, dang nabbit! (Goldmember even picked up some authentic Texan gibberish on the trip.) Add your choice below, and in 48 hours, the vinners vill be announshed.
Prize*: Genuine imitation, hand-tooled, limited edition, individually numbered, digitally custom engraved, gold embossed clipart emblem sent to your directly and electronically from...Goldmember. Soon to become a family heirloom!
*Disclaimer: cash value: 63 trophy points, or 1/100th of one cent. Offer subject to change or cancellation without notice. Null and void in Guam and other U.S. protectorates. Use at own risk. Goldmember is not responsible for bodily injury due to mishandling. Do not smoke or eat pancakes while using this prize. Improper use may result in hemorrhoids, anal fissures, or other rectal disfunction. Read all directions prior to use. Any resemblance of identity represented in this message to those living or dead is purely coincidental and unintentional. While the sender makes every effort to provide accurate and complete information, various data such as names, dates, times and telephone numbers, etc. may change prior to updating, and the sender makes no guarantees of any kind. All information provided by the sender is intended for information purposes only and does not constitute a legal contract between the sender and any person or entity unless otherwise specified. Information is subject to change without prior notice. All offers null and void after 30 days. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Contains 100% non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. List was current at time of printing. 100% gluten free. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Add toner. No bills over $20 accepted. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. Driver does not carry cash. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated are. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. Harmful or fatal if swallowed. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. First pull up, then pull down. Published simultaneously in Canada. Call toll free number before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Dial 9 for an outside line. Please submit all forms in triplicate. Use ink pen only. Email message has been modified from its original form to fit the screen. Do not adjust your screen. One size fits all. Taped in front of a live studio audience. Warranty void if label removed. This tag not to be removed except by consumer. Management reserves the right to refuse service. Payment required in advance. Patent pending. All rights reserved. One size fits most. Additional charges may apply. This supersedes all previous notices. No refunds.**
**Disclaimer of official disclaimer: This disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized use, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, removal of tag, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom, crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, shark attacks, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB’s, paintball, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.). No license, express or implied, by estoppel or otherwise, to any intellectual property rights are granted herein.
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