Goldmember makes an offer...

[Goldmember]

Dears Mishter Tone Roomsh,

If you are not shcared of a shex-crazed, inshane Dutch bastard, I would be delighted to offer my daily shervices to moderate a Gold Room here at the Rooms of Tone, yesh. It's kinda my thing, you know...he...he. Gold SGs, gold hardware, gold plectrums, gold rectums, yesh.

Austin: "You're INSANE, Goldmember!"
GM: "And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it! (KC and the Sunshine Band.)"

 

[Sp8ctre]

Dears Mishter Tone Roomsh,

If you are not shcared of a shex-crazed, inshane Dutch bastard, I would be delighted to offer my daily shervices to moderate a Gold Room here at the Rooms of Tone, yesh. It's kinda my thing, you know...he...he. Gold SGs, gold hardware, gold plectrums, gold rectums, yesh.

Austin: "You're INSANE, Goldmember!"
GM: "And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it! (KC and the Sunshine Band.)"

You are not right...


...I like it.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

He ain't but I am.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

And the 1 and only Solid Gold

 

[Sérgio]

Dears Mishter Tone Roomsh,

If you are not shcared of a shex-crazed, inshane Dutch bastard, I would be delighted to offer my daily shervices to moderate a Gold Room here at the Rooms of Tone, yesh. It's kinda my thing, you know...he...he. Gold SGs, gold hardware, gold plectrums, gold rectums, yesh.

Austin: "You're INSANE, Goldmember!"
GM: "And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it! (KC and the Sunshine Band.)"

Izhn't dat vird?

 

[Alex_SG]

 

[smitty_p]

I really, REALLY, want to reply to this thread.

But, I'm at a loss for words.

I am laughing, though, if that helps!

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

HEHE smitt eee

 

[jtcnj]

love that bit with the sisters.

 

[WavMixer]

Dears Mishter Tone Roomsh,

If you are not shcared of a shex-crazed, inshane Dutch bastard, I would be delighted to offer my daily shervices to moderate a Gold Room here at the Rooms of Tone, yesh. It's kinda my thing, you know...he...he. Gold SGs, gold hardware, gold plectrums, gold rectums, yesh.

Austin: "You're INSANE, Goldmember!"
GM: "And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it! (KC and the Sunshine Band.)"

I would be happy to build a GOLD room for you. How much GOLD are you willing to donate to the building materials?

 

[Alex_SG]

HEHE smitt eee

Or vould that be "Schmidtttteeee"?

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

Or vould that be "Schmidtttteeee"?

That is only if he is over in Chermahnee

 

[smitty_p]

HEHE smitt eee

Or vould that be "Schmidtttteeee"?

Heck, smitt eee...Schmitdtttteee...Schmitlap...Smitty....whatever....I answer to 'em all!

Back in middle school I responded to "Ritchie" due to my resemblance at the time to Ritchie Cunningham, of "Happy Days" fame.

Whatever works. Just make sure I'm not late for breakfast.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

Smitty, did u ever reply to my answer on prefs about Drums or guitars?

 

[smitty_p]

I dunno. I did read your response. Let me mosey back on over to that thread.

 

[Goldmember]

Ah, dis is very intereshting, yesh, Mr. Mixer of Waves. I must not part with my gold, but I can, perhaps, contribute with Canadian Dollars. Pleash contact me with more details, yesh?

 

[WavMixer]

Ah, dis is very intereshting, yesh, Mr. Mixer of Waves. I must not part with my gold, but I can, perhaps, contribute with Canadian Dollars. Pleash contact me with more details, yesh?

No need to part with your gold. We will store it safely protected in your gold room. You can come visit it any time you wish.

 

[chilipeppermaniac]

Maybe when Goldmember gets drunk and passes out we can get his Gold Member with one of these.

I bet it will all but pay for the Gold room.

 

[Goldmember]

I am speechless, Wav. Thanks so much. Let me know what I can do to contribute. I'm working on a series of reviews of Rocktron pedals....eclectic yes, but cheap and groovy.

 

[Goldmember]

Maybe when Goldmember gets drunk and passes out we can get his Gold Member with one of these.

I bet it will all but pay for the Gold room.

He...He...Remember, I am often drunk, but I lost my genitalia in an unfortunate shmelting accident back in the '70s, hence the name...Goldmember! My vinkie was a key!!!!