Going to have to break and train new neighbors soon

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My neighbors of the last 30 blissful years, are moving to The Carolina's.
They already bought a gorgeous place up there and are leaving our rural swamp compound for retirement in the mountains in two weeks.
I'm bummed. Couldn't have asked for better neighbors. They were very low key and quiet people, except during football games.
Same guy that scooped up my thumb the day I sawed it off...

Now it'll be a crap shoot. Could be another wonderful couple like we had.
Or it could be a dysfunctional family from hell, with ten obnoxious brats with dirt bikes and 100 watt Marshalls.:rolf:

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Hackmaster said:
My neighbors of the last 30 blissful years, are moving to The Carolina's.
They already bought a gorgeous place up there and are leaving our rural swamp compound for retirement in the mountains in two weeks.
I'm bummed. Couldn't have asked for better neighbors. They were very low key and quiet people, except during football games.
Same guy that scooped up my thumb the day I sawed it off...

Now it'll be a crap shoot. Could be another wonderful couple like we had.
Or it could be a dysfunctional family from hell, with ten obnoxious brats with dirt bikes and 100 watt Marshalls.:rolf:

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The very last part sounds like delightful neighbors actually! Lol
 
Good luck! I have really good neighbors other than one who has an obnoxious barking dog. I just drown his @$$
out with fully cranked Rock and Roll!

I had some strange kid hanging out in my driveway today when I was working in the garage. He kept coming near my car
and I tried to politely shoo him off. Next thing I know his mom pulls up in her car asking if I have a problem with her son.

Now mind you he never left or went home to complain...she was following him around watching over him like some
helicopter parent. I told her I was doing dangerous work in my garage and I didn't want him coming too close and
getting injured. She said something to the effect that I shouldn't be doing dangerous things...at which point I told
her to mind her own business and keep off my lawn!
 
Sp8ctre said:
Good luck! I have really good neighbors other than one who has an obnoxious barking dog. I just drown his @$$
out with fully cranked Rock and Roll!

I had some strange kid hanging out in my driveway today when I was working in the garage. He kept coming near my car
and I tried to politely shoo him off. Next thing I know his mom pulls up in her car asking if I have a problem with her son.

Now mind you he never left or went home to complain...she was following him around watching over him like some
helicopter parent. I told her I was doing dangerous work in my garage and I didn't want him coming too close and
getting injured. She said something to the effect that I shouldn't be doing dangerous things...at which point I told
her to mind her own business and keep off my lawn!
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This is why I love dogs and cats.
 
It was bound to happen. And the way home sales around here are going, it will go quick.
It's really a nice house and lot.
Not many wooded, 2.5 acre places left around here, within the close proximity to I-75 & I-275, shopping & schools.
On the bright side, if they're city folk, it'll be interesting to see their reaction to the wild hogs, trespassing cows and occasional stray gator.
 
Sp8ctre said:
I had some strange kid hanging out in my driveway today when I was working in the garage. He kept coming near my car
and I tried to politely shoo him off. Next thing I know his mom pulls up in her car asking if I have a problem with her son.

Now mind you he never left or went home to complain...she was following him around watching over him like some
helicopter parent. I told her I was doing dangerous work in my garage and I didn't want him coming too close and
getting injured. She said something to the effect that I shouldn't be doing dangerous things...at which point I told
her to mind her own business and keep off my lawn!
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Chris, I suggest a huge dose of Danzig the next time you see that kid and his " fill in the blank" mother.

 
Hackmaster said:
It was bound to happen. And the way home sales around here are going, it will go quick.
It's really a nice house and lot.
Not many wooded, 2.5 acre places left around here, within the close proximity to I-75 & I-275, shopping & schools.
On the bright side, if they're city folk, it'll be interesting to see their reaction to the wild hogs, trespassing cows and occasional stray gator.
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I was going to suggest a rental program on some of our roosters--- geese-- and other LOUD farm critters---- maybe a couple horse sized dogs? could bring em over when the realtors doing an open house----- we can set up on the shed deck and JAM loudly with Marshalls POINTED at the neighbors-----that place will sit empty for YEARS!!!!!!
 
eSGEe said:
I was going to suggest a rental program on some of our roosters--- geese-- and other LOUD farm critters---- maybe a couple horse sized dogs? could bring em over when the realtors doing an open house----- we can set up on the shed deck and JAM loudly with Marshalls POINTED at the neighbors-----that place will sit empty for YEARS!!!!!!
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Thought of that, but that may send the wrong message.
I'd end up with idiots like US next door.
Besides we're already surrounded by upstanding citizens with chickens & roosters, barking dogs and back lot target ranges now.
I just don't want someone with a dozen kids in there ruining the quiet rural lifestyle... I'm allergic to kids.
 
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