Get my guitar back

eSGEe said:
Im still working on brain surgery and nuclear fusion........if I could just get that PLUTONIUM!!!!!
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. That fusion problem is in the bag, bring your note book and your one pound of weapon grade plutonium. I have a 47 meter perfectly machined high speed steel rod. Some left over dry sticks of TNT. Now the brain surgery comes in when we cut the plutonium into two equal parts.
Put the parts on each end of the rod. The TNT is to blast the weapon grade stuff toward each other.
When they hit we have disused nuclear fusion on a home boy level.
 
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I took a correspondence course in neurosurgery that really paid off.
Now with a good paring knife and 5 minutes I can turn a granny
smith apple into a beautiful swan garnish to put on top of a salad.

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Well about 3 hours after Rob asked me if I got it back, I received a call later this afternoon it was ready to pick up. So I jumped into my ride and headed over there straight away. When I got home I got right to it and jammed out. Man I have to tell you I'm happy to have her back in the stable. She plays as smooth as a knife going into Butter. The guy who does my setups does a great job and I tell him so. He knows I'm a bit on the edge when it comes down to getting things they way I like. When I started out I liked low action with my Session Strat. Then I wanted medium action for my Progression Strat. Now for the Core the same medium . I have come to like that the best. Please don't ask me in measurements I couldn't tell you. When its time to have my Session done again it will be put at medium action like the rest of them. We guys here in Canada talk in terms of Low , Medium or High action for guitar setups.
 
That is great they did a good job for you my friend! Butter is ok to use any needed as long as you do get any on you. Butter stains like the high price spread. You can use butter as a lubricant and it really doesn't last long. People thinks it does and it attracts bug. Why they think the butter last long is really the bug guts. They are eating the butter just like at a church picnic. You pull the lever and the bugs are keeping it running smooth. Surprise you can't skip the butter part and just stick some bugs in that hole. They will run off and you have big trouble and telling the repair guy and the little woman you lubed that thing with bugs sounds crazy.
 
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