I have honestly sat down and objectively played them a few times trying to grasp the love for the instrument, and found that I truly hate the tone, the scale, the balloon shaped roundness of the body, the wall to wall plastic covering the route, despising the squeaky flat single coil pickups, the overall layout feels like it's bowed, the headstock angle is all wrong, the laughable trem bar with no locking nut..... I literally hate every single thing about it. . . Besides the fact that I think they are hideous (All my opinions of course)
I don't generally knock people for liking them(although I will often tease them), it's the most bought and sold guitar shape by far... Literally everyone has owned a cheap strat knock off at one time or another. And many folks own nice models.
I used to not like Les Paula or SGs either and after giving them objective second chances, I have grown to like them.
In my heart and soul, and in my ears, I am a Metal Head who loves an explorer, or a V And that's just who I am, standing firm in what my fingers and ears tell me.
Strats are not Metal and I will die on this hill, stubborn and convicted. . . with a handful of true metal heads standing beside me.
I feel like I hear a Manowar or Amon Amarth anthem playing in the background ha ha ha ha ha ha.