I think Jazzmasters and Jaguars are hideous, but we're so used to seeing them that they are part of the Guitar Historical Universe.
Seriously, if this awkward thing:
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was released today for the first time how many people would be lining up to buy one? We just accept them because of the history, IMO.

I actually dig them guitars...interesting controls on them.
;>)/
I'll concede the interesting controls but maintain that they are ungainly and people only put up with the gross looks because they are "classics"

Yo Adrian...this black one looks kind of cool...like a Parker Fly guitar.
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;>)/
My first car was orange too. We called it the Punkin
It looked like this but was 4 door.
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