Famous Quotes

[WavMixer]

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. - Sam Levenson

 

[DonP]

Wagner's music is better than it sounds - Mark Twain

 

[kevinpaul]

General George Armstrong Custer! " Where did all these F ing Indians come from?".

 

[Chubbles]

A wiseman worries about the the things under his control, a fool worries about the things not under his control - a fortune cookie I one ate.

 

[Sp8ctre]

“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your $hit, then you deserve it.”
― Frank Zappa

"I don't do regrets. Regrets are pointless. It's too late for regrets. You've already done it, haven't you? You've lived your life. No point wishing you could change it."
― Lemmy Kilmister

 

[jtcnj]

Where's the BEEF?!!

 

[BlackSG91]

Moderation is a fatal thing...nothing succeeds like excess. - Oscar Wilde.


;>)/

 

[gasket]

'Things without remedy should be without regard". Shakespeare.

 

[DonP]

That which is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without explanation.

 

[smitty_p]

"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"

---What the fox say.

 

[eSGEe]

Bite Me

 

[eSGEe]

 

[WavMixer]

The impossible just takes a little bit longer
- Wavmixer

The above has been my motto from back in the early 80's when I was twisting wrenches for a living. I have carried this philosophy with me in to the computer age

 

[eSGEe]

Keep digging till someone takes my shovel...
has been my motto for life

 

[Inspector #20]

"If You Want To Lead The Orchestra, You Must Turn Your Back To The Crowd..."

 

[kevinpaul]

" Mr Rabbit do you want another carrot? " Captain Kangaroo!

 

[Chubbles]

Your mamma! - Roger from What's happening?

 

[kevinpaul]

No teeth no drinks! Me when I was a morning bar tender in my college years. I hated droll and offered free droll bucks. Then I had to have a rule.

 

[gasket]

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Cardinal Ximenez, Monty Python's Flying Circus.

 

[DonP]

"Never let anyone say I kept my pants on when there was a job to be done" - Lucy's mum when we walked in on her cleaning the kitchen in her underwear. I was 17.