Momentum and dA/dT = 0
Seems like this could be related to this discussion…
A little math geek humor.
Momentum is defined to be the mass of an object multiplied by the velocity of the object. The conservation of momentum states that the amount of momentum remains constant; momentum is neither created nor destroyed.
Written mathematically is something like this:
dM/dT = 0
Which is reads, “the delta change in momentum (dM) given a delta change in time (dT) equals 0.
Well here’s my theory, that is a corollary of this basic law of physics (conservation of momentum). It goes like this; ever notice that when one as#hole leaves your life, another seems to appear relatively quickly? My theory is named the “Conservation of As#holes”.
It goes like this, the delta (change) in as#holes per delta change in time is equal to zero. Which means as#holes are neither created nor destroyed. The changes in the number of as#holes in your life over a given time span is always zero. Hence the mathematical formula:
dA/dT = 0
Where A = as#holes and T = time
So, just when you think you’ve gotten rid of an as#hole, another one comes along to fill the void. I believe you all have many documented cases of this particular mathematical formula.
Q.E.D.
Don O