Ouch!!!Fell off a stepladder and broke a rib.
Stick to what yer good at eh![]()
Them's rookie numbers, stick with me and I'll show ya how to do it properlyThat sounds painful, get well.
I fell twice in the span of 3 years. Once building a shed I fell off of a ladder.
The most recent a few months ago.
My other shed has a loft where I through junk. I was looking for something , the make shift step gave way while I was decending. It was just a few feet down but a tool box broke my fall.
It did hyper extend my shoulders and still hurts.
Fell off a stepladder and broke a rib.
Stick to what yer good at eh![]()

You know how you "lovingly" call your wife Der Fuhrer? Mine being Italian is The Godfather. Ever since my heart problems she hasn't let me do diddly squat. Shoveling snow? Forget it. Yard work? Don't even try it. She may be only 4'8, but she morphs into a 6'2 250 lb linebacker with an attitude when provoked.Basically, I had bought some new power tools just before my accident at work a while back, a Makita compound mitre, an angle grinder and an oscillating cutter and they've been sitting in the garage still in their packaging this whole time. I looked at them recently and thought yeah, time to get back in the saddle and get my hands dirty again.
That was stupid idea number 1 ..........
My wife is exasperated
And sneezing is a MF'erDamn that sucks, broken ribs is no fun. It only hurts when you laugh, cough, breathe, don't breathe, open your eyes, wind blowing out side.
You're lucky, even after everything she still gives me jobs that she thinks I can't hurt myself on but she forgets I'm inventiveYou know how you "lovingly" call your wife Der Fuhrer? Mine being Italian is The Godfather. Ever since my heart problems she hasn't let me do diddly squat. Shoveling snow? Forget it. Yard work? Don't even try it. She may be only 4'8, but she morphs into a 6'2 250 lb linebacker with an attitude when provoked.![]()
You're lucky, even after everything she still gives me jobs that she thinks I can't hurt myself on but she forgets I'm inventive![]()







I think I must have been subconsciously suppressing all those things cos about an hour ago I think I sneezed, coughed, burped, hiccuped and f@rted all at the same time and man, I thought I was gonna cryAw carp!
I've only cracked ribs in a dirt bike wipe out, and that hurt like heck!
Do NOT under any circumstances, sneeze, cough, or bust out laughing!
Anyway, gotta tell ya this hilarious joke I heard the other day...
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