DOES THIS

5 shes a baby ,when i was a kid i went to California we went to Hollywood they had an animal show and they had Barettas cockatoo Fred he was a smart bird there all smart
 
Dude, you are the cool modern day Baretta
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Until the bird chews out your jugular in your sleep......

We used to have birds, parakeets, and cockatiels when my kids were very young.
My birds. It was nice but I didnt replace them when they flew off to that great gig in the sky.
Too bad you cant keep kids in a cage. I'm only half kidding.
 
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Cool bird. They, and pets in general, bring much joy to people, as well as joy to the pet.

My friend Freddy passed away last week. I was sad as I was reading his obituary, until I saw the end where the author wrote.....
Sincerely,
Otis "Otie" Bird

His pet bird.....then I just smiled!
 
So thats what you meant when you said you "like a cockortwo".
Now if you can get that muth'r fvk'r to stop chewin on yer neck... you'll be alright. Me, I'll never be right.

Hey, did you ever hear the one about the guy that bought a parrot to spy on his cheat'n wife??
 
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